K = Just because i never started my title with this alphabet before xD

Today was yet another "productive" day of my holiday. Well, didnt really do much so i wouldnt want to bother whoever might be reading this with my nonsensical boring stuff. But anyway, in the afternoon, i did cook something and although it was purely experimental, i must say it turn out real well ^^ So im gonna call it carbonara chicken! Wheeeee

Well, it really just a deep fried chicken drumstick coated with cheese and carbonara gravy but it was really turn out well...which was a gud news since i only cooked it with leftovers. But since it was quite a success, im gonna be trying to improve it soon. Wakakakaka. After all im pretty darn free rite now.

Hmm...datz all for now i think...although im pretty sure there was sumthing else i wanted to share..................................=.="

Big Big Screen to Watch my Anime ^^

Just recently, i brought a laptop back in the pc fair n it was HDMI ready. At the same time, i happen to hv a spare HDMI cable and i try hooking the laptop to my tv n i was like whoa! My 42" tv jut bcome my new monitor! xD

So i instantly watch my HD version of Gundam 00 on it n i hv to say, it was uber satisfying! Now im on a downloading spree, putting my hand on every gud anime there is out there waiting to be awe in front of my TV. Wakakakaka.

On another note, one of my fren asked me if im hooked up to posting picture in my blog coz yesterday post doesnt really require any picture but still, i did. The answer is, YES!!! Im pretty addicted to posting picture in my blog coz it really make my otherwise dull blog look my lively-ish. So, yea, 2day post will feature picture as well.

So, on Thursday, i went to BJ court to do some gadgets shopping. Yes, gadgets...i am a geek...dun expect to c me shopping for cloth... The last time i shop for cloth, it took me only about 5 minutes and rm60 to buy 3 t-shirts. So you can see im not one to waste my time shopping for cloth. If i spend more than 15 minutes shopping for cloth, i ll deem myself to be not in the mood and stop wasting anymore time shopping n instead go back home to my glue myself in front of the computer. Anyway, back to the BJ story...so i happen to walk past this lego exhibition and boy, does it bring back some good-ol memories of my childhood playing with lego....

Cool eh?? Of coz, lego back in those day arent so sophisticated yet and the level of detail is far from what is possible today....Kinda make me wanna go get myself a jumbo set of lego now =)

Well, anyway, that's all for today.... Till next time^^

What a slow storm... =.="

Many guys find yesterday picture to be a real nightmare. HAHAHAHA. Now they will be experiencing goosebumps everytime they take a pee! Wakakakaka.
On another note, yesterday i planned for a great nite of movie wif sum frens but guess wad happen, the tickets for 7pm onwards Storm Warrior II shows was completely sold out!!! I was like "WTH!!??". The plan had to be canceled and i thought it was really such a waste since me and another 2 fren was already there. So instead of wasting the rm1 parking, i decided to try my luck on the 5.15 show instead and i was like "WTH!!!???" [AGAIN!!] when i found out the cinema was practically empty...

Ok, b4 i watched the movie, i went through sum rating and reviews through the net and also through word of mouths from my fren. The comments i heard was really very contradicting as it went from "superbly marvelous" to "insanely stupid". Nevertheless, i decided to take a stab at it and this is my own personal view of the movie.

4/5 - Storyline
I think the script writer and the director did a really gud job trying to make an otherwise what should have been a really really long story into a 2 hour movie without missing out too much important details. I followed the comics and although there were quite a lot of deviation and alteration from the original storyline, but it was still a great piece of work if you ask me since the original Fung Wan storyline is very dark and a lot of gud ppl turn bad and a lot of gud character die which wouldnt really do well if adapted into movie. At the very least, the beginning and the end remain more or less similar and the altered storyline gave quite a fresh perspective on the whole story. It was also much better than other adaption i know which practically miss out all the important detail and rich content of its original masterpiece. Im not one to naming names but Harry Potter is one such example that did a poor movie adaption. Tsk Tsk.

4/5 - Special Effects
The movie used really a lot of special effects. Too much actually, that it really kills most of the fighting scene although it does make the movie very flashy and entertaining at certain time.

2/5 - Fight Scene
Like i said earlier, too much special effects. Who the hell would want to watch aaron kwok standing there swinging his ultimate superior sword at empty air while watching black colored smoke emitted from his wild swing to attack his enemy? No! We want actual battle, actual clashing of swords, actual blood (as if! haha). Not some standstill special effect battle. If we want special effect, we will watch Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. LOL. There was always WAY too much slow mo scene. It would be cool if it was utilize at the right timing, but too much of a good thing will spoil the whole darn thing. So yea, the battle scene was really terrible. There was only a few good solid fighting scene.

So, if you are planning to watch it as just another movie with interesting storyline, then by all means, go ahead. You are planning to watch the movie expecting sum really good fighting scene, i suggest you watch Assassin & Bodyguard instead =)

First Picture Post!! WooHooo xD

After what i would say as a tiresome month, finally i can enjoy a good night sleep that is worry free and stress free. So the first thing i did was sleep till the sun was setting. LOL. 12+ hours of good solid sleep (YUM YUM!). And now, i am going to catch up with all the funs i have miss and re-update the geek within me (i have seriously lost touch with the geeky/otaku world for a while)

Hmm.... Kinda forgotten what i have got to say..LOL!!! Whenever its holiday, i can feel my brain degenerating/rotting, not just literally too! =P
But anyway, like i promised, i am gonna post some interesting picture which i took a few weeks back to share with you guys.

**WARNING**
**THIS PICTURES SHOULD BE AVOIDED BY THE MALE POPULATION**

Heed my word guys....you have been warned...

What you see on top...is the two method which doctors use to extract genes from a guy... The first picture is where they insert the long "device" into a man's penis opening (OUCHHHHH!!!) to directly extract the..erm... "tadpoles" (WAKAKAKA). The latter picture is where they stick a finger into the man's anus to stimulate the prostate in order to conjure an ejaculation. It is a more "friendly" and "less-scary" method to get a man's gene (Not that it would make the guy feel any better =.=")

So guys, if you are considering donating your genes for whatever purpose to a medical facilities... do reconsider ><

Return to the Regular Posting

Finally!! Finally!! FINALLY!!!! Let go through the checklists of what i have to do again;

Attending class and sleeping inside...           [Check]
Annoying the lecturer...                               [Check]
Becoming a slave to assignments...              [Check]
Becoming a clown during presentation...      [Check]
Suffering from heart attack during exam...    [Check]

Oh well, guess i pretty much finished all that need to be done. So now its back to regular days, enjoying freedom and the every little thing that comes with it. Of course, i ll be back into regular posting mode as well. Gonna keep today post shorter since i am feeling a little in the blues after a pretty tough exam just now. Have a bundle to share with you guys and some pictures (YES! AT LAST!) to post (If i can figure out how to xD) tomorrow. Look forward to it =)

Wad happen!!!??? And/Or Secret of creating a Good Assignments in a few Hours

In case anyone at all been wondering wad happen to my blog, before anyone of you starts coming up with reasons like im dead or anything, i ll just tell u guys i was pretty busy rushing my assignments. N the endless drone of assignments kinda kill my mood to blog. I mean, i have enough of typing string of words which is pretty much meaningless. LOL! Once again sum1 tell me i need to post pictures on my blog...Point taken =) I do feel like posting pict, but that will only come after i manage to successfully change the cosmetic appearance of my blog, which so far, im no where near completing...

Since im on the topic of assignments, sum1 ask me, how do i keep cranking out creative and interesting reports all the time? Seriously, i never have any idea of what i have typed and submitted. The secret to creating a good assignments report lies within the usage of words. If itz a business assignment reports, just use these words i use ;

Advantage/Disadvantage
Effiecient/effective
Management
Cost/Overhead
Profit/Revenue
Operation
External/Internal
Production
Market
Demand/Supply
Leadership
Maximise/Minimize
Utilize
Quantity/Quality
Marketing
Resources
Globalization/International
Pricing
Intensive
Strategy
Outsourcing

There are many more, but these fews are the one that would appear most often...at least it should. You can even combine those words to form really eye-catching phrases such as "cost advantage", "internal outsourcing" or even "operational excellence". In fact, by using multiple combination of those words n phrases, you can crank out a business-like sentence that you can almost use in any report without knowing exactly what it means such as ;

By considering the quantity vs quality factor, the management can decide if their globalization goal in the manufacturing sector should emphasize on cost advantage or revenue intensive for maximum utilization of their production staff.

Hows that?? So i can practically keep producing such business-like sentence that probably have no meaning wat-so-ever endlessly just by repeating those words again n again in every sentence i type in my assignment n in no time at all, i can complete an interesting looking solutions to my case study, even though most of the times, i have no idea what the case is about at all =P

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

New Look, Better Content, Same ol-Lameness coming your way =)

Quantity VS Quality

As i ve said many many times, dis semester is a really assignments+presentation intensive semester as almost every subject have at least 2 assignments. And i ve notice as i become more and more desperate and rushed to meet each assignment's respective deadline, the quality of the work drop. LOL. Ok, it partially my fault for not being able to put forth full concentration until the date due is near, but you cant blame the fact that i work faster and more efficiently while pressured. But seriously though, trying to accomplish a vast quantity of assignments has really taken a toll on the quality of the production. ZZZZ

At any rate, 2day presentation went on without a glitch, although quite funnily, most of MY group member didnt know that 2day was d presentation day until TODAY!YES! 2 hour before our presentation start and only then do they know we are presenting today. Haha. But no biggies. The lecturer was quite a lenient one. Which explain my "chin-chai"-ness while presenting as well...Sigh...And there is 1 more presentation this thursday and 1 report to hand in this saturday.... What a terrible education system we are having now....T.T

In a Pinch!

DIE DIE DIE!!!! Assignments deadline tomorrow and im still pretty much drawing blank! Well, itz not dat i dunno how to do it...but...oh well....anyway... Dis all for today. Yea. Sorry. =P But i really really gotta rush dat assignments 1st...

LOL!!! Ooops I Did it Again!

There is a very innocent reason why there was no post yesterday this time around. So innocent that you might chuckle when u read it.... I forgot.... Not forgot as in forgot but forgot as in it sorta slips out of my mind.... Guess it went out along with the tension of the resit yesterday. LOL! The exam went on without a hitch (well, if u wanna be critical [N JUDGMENTAL], there was a few wild guesses along the way but nothing to shout about) I kinda remembered there is sumthing i need to do but havent do so in the night but simply cant recall what it is!

URGHH. But dis time around, i wont be blaming my bad memory. Although it probably did play a major role in yesterday fiasco, but i have way too much thing to think about lately so u knoe, shits just happen something. Hehe. Recently my fren was really crazy over SNSD n their songs n stuff. So i was kinda curious wad sort of group they were. Turns out, it was SPECTACULAR! Not their song though. The group members consists of 9 young and hot and beautiful and (the lists could goes on n on) gal. No wonder guys wag their tail while listening to their mv even though (N dis is a very modest n honest comment from me) they cant really sing. Well, most of the time they seem clueless rather than singing (but do take note i have little music sense) so im not really trying to be judgmental on them. Just that i prefers singers with powerful vocals such as Celine Dion or Whitney Houston. Well, thatz all for today. I ll take more effort to remember to post in the future, if i do remember bout dis effort though =P

The 2nd Encounter

Judgment day around the corner....AGAIN!!! RAWR. My moral paper resit is 2molo n the promised notes have finally arrive just today! I have already decided today that if the notes didnt arrive, i would refuse to take the exam 2molo n later complain to the school. I should still have all the right to complain since the notes arrive at such last minutes but better late than never. Im pretty sure quite many people didnt get the notes since i went to collect it at 1pm but me n my frens was among the first(if not, we MIGHT just be the 1st) to get it. Oh well... Thatz all for today i guess...

Not enough time. Too many assignments

Just today, i ve noticed that this semesters, i have been endlessly rushing to meet assignments dateline. This week alone, 2 assignments due. Next week, another 1 assignment gonna due while another assignment gonna start. Just last week, 1 assignments was due. Well, dis semester, the way our lecturer divide up our marks seems different from last time. Last time, we just need to do 1 assignments consisting of 1 report n 1 presentation which would gives a total of 30 marks out of 100. Now, we hv to do ranging from 2-4 assignments per subjects n most of this assignments (actually, ALL of it) consists of 1 written report n 1 presentation. It goes without saying that each assignments carries a lot less marks that they used to but the job burden wasnt decrease at all!!! Sigh... More jobs...Less worth... Wad a joke =(

On another note, im having my moral paper resit dis Saturday and the promised notes from the lecturer WHICH WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO COLLECT LAST WEDNESDAY is still not available for us. Figures as much. Now, im really wandering why would KDU hire such an irresponsible bozo to teach moral studies. Ironic isnt it. The one that really ought to practice more moral value is the one teaching us about it.

Fashion Tips for Guy

2day, i wanna share about a secret tip to self grooming and fashion for guys. Well, i cant share fashion tips for gal coz honestly, gal has much better fashion sense than guy. Guy, even by the simplest fashion standard of a gal, is basically a fashion offender committing endless fashion crime with their (ok guys, lets face the fact) atrocious fashion capability.

So, wads my secret tip to self grooming and fashion for guys?? The answer is simple. Fashion magazine. GQ, Esquire, Mens Weekly. Go ahead, take ur pick. Whichever makes u happy will do. Now, look through every pages inside n take notice of d hairstyle or d way the model in there comb their hair. Now, U, as an ordinary GUY, should definitely STAY AWAY from those styles. Why? Coz those person are born with natural and nice looking hair (PLUS, they have professional hairstylist) while YOU (including d late Albert Einstein) DOESNT! Coz any hairstyle they have will never ever in a hundred year look nice on u. Count urself lucky if it doesnt make u look like Mr. Dork! Instead, use the ultimate hair solution invented by brilliant men few thousand years back....a hat! (more on dis later)

Now, onto fashion... Ok, u can throw away those magazine now coz believe me, those cloth feature inside never look nice on YOU... Reason is;
False : Those cloth mutate into sumthing horrendous once u bring them home
Fact  : Those ppl have the perfect body to fit into those cloth n look nice in it while u look would probably look like a snake which has swallowed a cow.
So, wad should u do? Easy. Consult a women. Be it ur girlfriend, ur sister, ur close friends. But do try to stay within the same age generation (im not saying aunties have bad fashion sense, but those senses arent any more fresher then canned toufu) Let them pick UR wardrobe, INCLUDING THE HAT n just try to get socks with matching colour and a clean underwear and YOU should be perfectly fine to go.

Stealing Bone again?? Nah...

Lol!!! It just happened again!!! Haha! K. My fault. I gotta admit it. But dis time, i was really more busy than lazy (although i would not completely rule out lazy as a participating factor) One anonymous person asked me if i have finally ran out of idea to crap here in my blog. Of coz not! LOL!! Im full of idea....just dat i havent found the right way and the right time with the right words to express it. Dis same person (dont ask me who coz i have seriously no idea) ask where do i get my inspiration to write all these nonsense everyday?? The answer is simple. It is bcoz there is u as the reader that actually take the valuable time off your precious life to actually read my lifeless and valueless blog...Kinda ironic isnt it? But plz, dont be too hard on urselves for it k.

Today, the moment i took d newspaper up, i saw in d headline "Malaysia Day to finally become a national holiday" and i was like "WAD!?". Turns out, there is dis significance thingie happening about like waaaaaaay back in Sept 16, 1963 and now yearsssssssssssss later, we the descendant of those great people get to enjoy more holidays =) Although personally, dis doesnt have much of a significant impact on my everyday life, but happy stuff is worth to share. Haha

How Things Really Are??

Ok, b4 i get into anything, im really sorry that there was no post yesterday. The reason being was im pretty busy and lazy...Mostly lazy though. I mean, even famous mangaka (person who draw jap comics) and authors take time off and stop producing once in a while. So i decided to take some time off as well in search of nice and interesting stuff to share with all of you. And I found it!

Has anyone ever wondered, what actually happens when u purchase diamond?? The way i see it, diamond are nothing more than a tiny shiny piece of rock. And they worth so much more compared to something gazillion time it size such as a big mac! (Datz a really poor comparative i knoe but im really craving for big mac...LOL) If you really look into it, the whole concept of purchasing diamond seem to be paying thousands of dollar to exchange for a pebble people pick off the ground.

Beside diamond jewelry, another thing i can never comprehend is golf. No matter how much i see it, the most simple interpretation i can make of golfing is middle aged men (usually balding) trying to outwit a tiny ball that has the same IQ level as a waffle iron. I mean, they spend so much times under hot blazing sun trying to hit that ball into a tiny hole miles away. If i wanna put a ball into a hole that is far away, you logically take the ball up, walk over to the hole and just drop it in. But no. These golfers have to do it the hard way. No pain, no gain is probably their favorite motto. And has anyone tried to watch this golfing events?? I did, once! And it was boring as well. A golfing events is as interesting as bass fishing, only a lot less disgusting. I mean, they put more time into squatting, squinting at the ball, circulating around it as though it is some terrorist device, taking complete geometric survey as though it is some crime scene, calculating wind pressure and praying (ok, i made that up) rather than actually hitting the darn ball, which in case you have forgotten, was the whole point of them game.

So if you can think of anymore ridiculous concept of the thing that people do all the time, feel free to share it with all of us =)

Diary of a Sleeping Fellow

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Damage Report (part 2)

One of my blog reader asked me, how come i never post any pictures up here to make my storytelling more interesting than it already is (ok, i made up d last part myself). The reason is, im not big on taking picture. Im sumtimes a narcissist and occasionally(very rarely but not completely non-existent) a cam whore but im not really into snapping photo of my private life. Heck, i hardly even have any life outside my computer. (BIG LOL) So yeah, pictures of my "life" would be pretty boring...But i ll look into dat suggestion, so mayb ur wish might just come true...in the distant future.

2day was a pretty rough days...Not because of the hectic schedule, but bcoz of the blazing and scorching hot weather. Any1 in penang should understand. Although KDU library was as chill as ever even with the mighty sun blasting half filtered heat ray straight onto earth. Y was I at KDU library?? PUH_LIZ!!! Wad else u do at library?? TO LOOK AT HOT CHICKS DUH!!! Of coz i was joking....

....or maybe i wasnt.....

.....no seriously it was a joke...

....period....like seriously....come on......period....

Ok ok..nuf of dat. Later at nite went to a restaurant (not much of a restaurant if u ask me) in Jalan Zainal Abidin that serve china cuisine specifically in the form of ramen (hand-stretched noodles). This would probably be a gud time to post some pictures of d food i've eaten but unfortunately, i didnt took any...I could post them up 2molo or mayb later in the week...But it wouldnt look as appetizing as it is supposed to be...IF u get my drift =P

Well, watever....Letz get into the main focus. Ok...my exam result...

WARNING WARNING!!! PROCEED AT YOUR OWN DISCREET*
Disclaimer's Notice
*IF U FOUND YOURSELF NOT UNDERSTANDING ANY OF THIS, READ A FEW POSTS EARLIER. IF U STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT, WORRY NOT, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU. THERE IS ONLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME*

Management Information System
Status : Draw (sumwad alive...but sumwad not)
Remark : Beaten hard, but came crawling back alive. Enemy forces retreat

International Business
Status : Victory
Remark : Troop fought valiantly to secure a comfortable victory

Service Marketing
Status : Victory
Remark : Enemy's confusion attack was strong, But troop fought back hard.

Operation Management
Status : Victory
Remark : Enemy step on booby traps laid. End of story xD

Malaysia Economic
Status : Victory
Remark : Annihilated enemy troop without a single trace

So there you have it! =) Till 2molo...

Another Random Post

2day's presentation went pretty smoothly! =) Considering it was a very very VERY last minutes work, i have to say it was quite a job well done. It was raining pretty heavily dis morning which kinda seem like a bad omen n all but, oh well, everything is good! Haha..

After 2molo, i ll be posting my...erm...war result up...So, datz all for 2day ^^

Panic! Heart Attack!! Doki doki**

OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! I keep repeating to myself as time passes by and im still stuck wif no progress on my assignment. How did i end up in dis predicament?? Well, i actually have everything prepared out nicely for my 2500 words report on toyota but after 1000words or so, i suffered from a complete brain seizure, ran out of idea, mental blockade, call it watever u want! With not much time remaining, i decided to switch my topic over to AirAsia instead as i've found lots of juicy detail to write.

The progress was pretty gud...In 3 hours, i manage to produce roughly 1500 words and i thought, "hey! how hard can dis be??" Turns out, d final 1000 words was tougher than i thought...But i'll work things out =) I always do....Even if i hv to burn midnite oil until my pants caught fire. LOL! Ok ok. Enuf for 2day...gotta go back to do more brainstorming.

Why businesses pay money to annoy TV viewer through advertisement??

Nowadays, i hardly ever watch tv shows anymore. The main reason is bcoz for most of d things i wan to watch, i prefer to watch in on my computer via download and streaming (due to legal hassles, the source wont be stated here, also a great deal of u out there already knoe how to anyway), frequenting the cinema and watching dvds that my parent brought back. So yeah, the tv channels r pretty redundant to me.

But this afternoon, i decided to watch tv for a while, just for the fun of it and i noticed sumthing very peculiar about public tv channels. Namely, it has WAY too much advertisement. I mean, seriously, why would dis ppl THINK we would even CONSIDER buying their product if all they do is ANNOY us while we r watching our FAVOURITE soap opera on TV with the ENDLESS droning of ridiculously plotted ads! I really doubt the effectiveness of TV advertisements. IN FACT, i think there is a conspiracy theory behind it and actually, it is another company that are paying those money for tv channels to air the ads of their competitor to send us to the brink of insanity just so we would never ever buy their product.

On another note, i noticed that there is rather a lot of advertisement related to female hygiene products which bring another point up to attention here. How many women actually BELIEVE this ads?? Personally, all d females i knoe doesnt. And has any1 noticed just how nonsensical those ads really are!? The demonstration fluid is ALWAYS BLUE!! I mean, heck! if any1 start secreting anything BLUE, the last thing they would want to worry about is how absorbent their pad is.

Tick Tock Tick Tock. The clock is ticking...

2day was a really slow day for me. From the moment i woke up till dis very moment, i feel as if time has stopped and was pretty aimless. Ok, just to be fair, im pretty aimless all the other days too but at least those days pass by surprisingly fast, unlike 2day. So i took time off my hectic and busy schedule (whoever said busy means doing sumthing productive is an idiot and shallow minded =P) to ponder on the meaning of life.

To begin my pondering on the meaning of life, i started with dictionary and to my amazement, the meaning to life it pretty shallow;

"the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally." - quote Random House Dictionary.com

In order to further understand the meaning of life, i tried wikipedia (when in doubt, wiki is ur best fren =) LOL) and got the following;

Life is a characteristic that distinguishes objects that have self-sustaining biological processes ("alive," "living"), from those which do not —either because such functions have ceased (death), or else because they lack such functions and are classified as "inanimate." - Wikipedia

Ok, thx a lot! So from wad i can understand, the meaning of life is, u r born. U grow up (except a few individual i personally knoe that doesnt). Reproduce (just proven the fact that reproduction[and everything that might be involved] is a vital part of life. And then die. Kinda funny how there is sooooo many things we are forced to do while we are alive arent mentioned in the meaning of life for example.....STUDYING!!!

 Oh well, life is just like dat i guess. As Dilbert has said it "If life gives u lemon, make lemonade. Unless of coz you r allergic to lemon. In which case it will be "If life gives u lemon, swell up and die!" Which in reality is wad actually happening to a majority of the world population.

Everything deserves a second chance

2day, d 1st thing in d morning, my lecturer drop d bomb by giving us 1 incredibly bad news, dat is a lot of ppl did really really really badly in d surprise exam he gave last week. Even though he has only managed to mark around half of those paper, but he came to a conclusion basically all of us did very poorly and after a discussion with the school, he decided to give a second chance of resitting for the exam again.

Ok, so i thought at least i got a chance to redeem myself. But then, during 2day lecture, he was just teaching bout those stuff dat came out during exam!!! GRRRRRR!!! How could he set question which he has nvr taught yet!!! Not like it make any different to me =P, but still, itz not fair for the others (ya rite). At least he did try to make our burden easier by providing us free notes of wad would be coming out for the resit.

So, well, basically i ll be having another exam soon....sigh....

Guys Problems...Why it is against the law to be a guy

Dunno y, but ive been feeling pretty run down lately. Tired, lethargic, moody n so on n so forth. 2day, i slept most of d day away n im feeling very refreshed now!! Haha. Now im ready to fite more challenges facing my way! Wait....my exam result coming out next week....Sigh...*dejected*

Watever! Not d 1st exam i ve went through anyway =) Well, i ve promised to make 2day post more juicer so i went browsing through random sites can came across a few pretty interesting articles. 1 of it, which was dated all d way back from Feb 27, 1991, "Testosterone was declared a controlled substance, like heroin" which was published by Group Health Cooperative of Puget Sound. I dunno about u, but when i read it my thought on it was, n here i quote, "HUH!?" So, the way i see it, itz basically against the law to be a guy. Doesnt dat means all guys are illegal(doesnt make sense to me at all)??? Doesnt dat means all the male politicians are illegal?? (ok, dis part make sense!) Although to a certain extend, i have to agree. Guy is a dangerous being, capable of illicit and dangerous behavior, the worst being;
       i. War
      ii. Do-It-Yourself Project
Due to testosterone, guys seem to have the tendency to want to fix thing themselves rather than admit to their spouse or close one they cant do anything (although it is already obviously a fact to everyone) He would had prefer to drill his own hand(which he probably would) while trying to fix sumthing himself instead of getting sum1 who is capable of fixing it as it would should how gutless he is. They cant help it. Testosterone is such dangerous substance just like how sum1 indulging in steroid or marijuana, only a lot dumber and brainless.

So the next time u c a guy, be extra careful as inside every guy is a criminal waiting to burst out. Although i wouldnt make such a big fuss out of it if i were u, since guys are (lets just face the reality here) most of the time clueless and aimless more than they are evil. So guys, just enjoy being guy. N girls, the next time u r wondering wat is d guy in ur life is thinking, be rest assured that it is absolutely nothing =)

A Long Long Way, Another Long Long Day

Whew! Boy am i tired! Been going here n there since morning even thought i havent had much of a rest. I went out. Came back. Went out again. N just came back. Zzz. So needless to say, im freaking tired right now to the extent my eyes can barely open. No joke. LOL! So, let me off easy k guys. 2molo i ll make sure i post sumthing juicy up =). Haha

Accomplishing The Impossible!

2day, i just did d unthinkable! D Impossible! D unimaginable! Wads d big fuss u say? IVE FORGOTTEN TO HAND IN MY ASSIGNMENT!!! N itz wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy past itz due date.... How i come to remember bout it now??? Simple. Coz a warning letter was sent to my home 2day....

Oh well, wads done is done. All i do now is hope i dun forget bout d next assignment otherwise i so screwed over it! Not to mention those weekly forum participation thingie. Sigh.... Hmmm...Datz all for 2day...kinda suffering from a mental blockade at dis moment. Will make up things for u guys wif more thrashes 2molo =) haha

Just when u think things cant get any better, it always get better =)

As i ve said in my previous post (again n again) i have an assignment to hand in 2molo, turns out im wrong! =) Well, i can c u lotz arent suprised even d slightest. Im not suprised myself. Wif my deteriorating memory, im glad even if i remembered when im having my exam, which of coz as u guys knoe, i totally forgotten about until 2days b4 d darn thing! LOL!!

So i was rejoicing until i continue reading d email my lecturer send me, n he inform me dat class for dis week is cancelled! WOW! Just when i thought things was good, it turns out great!! Wheeeeeeeeee. So once again i found myself loitering around waiting for d deadline to hit again b4 i start doing anything. Dun blame me. Seriously, blame my mood. Just when it was about to reach home, apparently he saw d email b4 me(probably sum of those parallel dimension shits) n goof off sumwhere again.

Well, no assignments to worry about till next week. Guess dis is gonna be a pretty relaxing weekend =)

Mood oh Mood, where are you?? I need you to finish my assignment~~~

I guess the title said it all. LOL. As i ve posted in my previous post, 1 of my assignment is due dis wednesday n i ve yet to complete it...Truth be told...im still quite far from finishing it. I have all d material n points ready, just doesnt have the mood to put it into words....ZZZZ. Itz not really dat long. Just 2500-3000words. But for sum reason, it feels like my head is in the cloud n i just doesnt knoe want to do wad.

Speaking of head in the cloud, 2day afternoon, i just did 1 of d silliest thing ever. I was planning to go queensbay to settle sumthing. So I left my house n walk all d way outside to d main road junction just to realize; "What am i doing??? SHIT! I was supposed to DRIVE there!!" So i walk back into the carpark just to remembered, i didnt even ask for d car keys from my dad! LOLX!!!

Oh well... Oh well, if any1 saw my mood, plz ask him/her to come back as soon as possible coz d assignments aint gonna complete itself =P

Yes! Im back on Business!!

After facing off my my exams 1 after another, im finally a free man!!!! WHEEEEEE. Well, not really though...just literally. Currently im free from exam, but slaving in assignments n presentations... Just like d ol-saying, "Jump from the frying pan into the fire".

1 assignment due dis wednesday. 2 due end of dis month. 2 due beginning of next month. So, yeap..i ll be "slaving" myself in front of the computer a lot from now on...(As if i aint from the very start =P)

Any1 who havent watch District 9 n plan to do so soon either buying d dvd or downloading it or streaming it or watever, i would recommend u dun... It would be wasting ur 1hour 40minutes wif sum really pointless ugly movie. Well, it might satisfy a minority of u, but it definitely didnt stuck on to me. N i was taking a lunch break eating chicken rice while watching eat. So im gonna giv u guys a 2nd warning. If u do plan to watch it, make sure u aint eating! Coz right now, i cant look at chicken rice d same way anymore without feeling discomfort, if u get wad i mean. LOL.

The Sudden Raid

OMG OMG OMG!!!! Dat was the only thing running through my mind when my "RESPONSIBLE" sorry excuse of a lecturer turn up today, after 2 weeks of "Amazing Act of Disappearance" to announce that today, we will be hving our mid sem exam for dis paper. Yes! Without prior notice, without naught. He disappear for 2 weeks n come out unnoticed to give us all a heart attack.

Naturally, im not 1 who pay "LOTZ" of attention during class. Furthermore, his notes was still unavailable to be downloaded from kdu student portal. So d moment i saw d exam question, all im seeing is strings of words which apparently means sumthing important which i should knoe by now, BUT I DONT, which pose a serious problem, bcoz i couldnt read more than 10 words without scratching my head once.

In conclusion, if i pass dis paper, i ll go up to my church n announce, "God has made a miracle in me!" coz if any1 should take any credit for it, itz Him =)

Damage Report

Finally im done n over wif my exam!!! WHEEE!!!! Sorry for the lack of post d last few days...Stupid blogspot cant sign in dunno y(*UPDATE* Everything fix now)...so 2day gonna be a single post(*UPDATE* Not anymore)... Well, since we hv everything cleared up, lets get started wif my mid term exam damage report =)

WARNING!! WARNING!! THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAIN ATROCIOUS METAPHOR!! PROCEED AT YOUR OWN DISCREET!!

Day#1
Battle Location     : Management Information System
Status                   : Unknown
Remark                : Troops suffered heavy damaged as enemy forces was relentless and merciless. Hoping for an avalanche to fall down n squash them flat.

Battle Location     : International Business
Status                   : Should Survive
Remark                : A hard fought war, but troops held out till the end. Massive damage, but should live through another day

Day#2
Battle Location      : Service Marketing
Status                    : Total Massacre
Remark                 : Enemy forces appear in camouflage clothing in the form of Mickey Mouse. Troops suffered confusion and killed each other.... Probably complete wipe out...

Day#3
Battle Location     : Operation Management
Status                    : Unknown
Remark                : Troops fought valiantly and left a few booby traps here and there. Lets pray the enemy force step on it and got bomb to kingdom come! Otherwise, another losing war.

Day#4
Battle Location     : Malaysia Economics
Status                    : Alive
Remark                : Enemy battle plan leaked beforehand. Manage to formulate counter attack plan and beat the enemy. Suffered minor bruise and injuries but nothing to shout about.

WARNING!! WARNING!! ATROCIOUS METAPHOR HAS COME TO AN END!!

So there you have it...If u have a hard time understanding it....Wait for my next post..LOL!! Well, gotta go enjoy my well deserved rest now =)

Itz time to die!

Any1 noticed sumthing missing??? Itz yesterday post!!! Gosh!!! Sorry ya..im hving exam dis week, so update will be irregular abit...Not to mention im suffering from brain freeze wif all d ...erm... pressure (AS IF!). Well, 2day marks d beginning of my exam, wif d 1st paper starting in roughly 5+ hours time. So, wish me luck guys =)

Stress Stress Stress!!!!

Like seriously, exam is d LAST thing u wanna think about during ur holiday coz, u will get insomnia, paranoia, high blood pressure n many other scientifically related issues. Well, i ll be hving my mid sem exam soon (itz d exam!!! remember??? i mentioned on my post earlier?? PIF, as if any1 beside me can forget bout his exam =.=)
n im in a pretty stressful mood now. Not coz i didnt study enuf of anything. But i guess itz just a pretty natural thing. Every1 get nervous n stressful on the eve of examination, gud student, bad student, smart student, top student, flop student. Whichever suits u. Only the degree of stress n nervousness every1 feel is different. In my case, itz:
<-------------------DIS MUCH------------------------>
Dat roughly 7-9cm for optical measurement, or 7-9mental breakdown for brain's stress n nervous metric measurement. So, yeah, im currently in a very unstable mental state. Probably a few straw short of going NUTS!!!! Darn! Who invented d examination system to torture us anyway?

Oh well, ntg much interesting 2day (unless being driven to insanity is interesting to u [in which case you do, i recommend u start seeking out psychology treatment soon]) so gonna crash for a while now. Till 2molo =)

You Be The Judge!

Boy, am i freaking pissed right now! Dis morning i went to college, bcoz there is "SUPPOSED" to be another class by the "FREAKING-STUPENDOUSLY-HARDWORKING" lecturer of my. He even make it clear we MUST attend 2day class bcoz there will be an important quiz. He specifically told us that he will upload d notes over our KDU student portal so we can revise over d holiday. N guess wad? My fren checked at yesterday nite, n still, NO NOTES!!! N yet again, when i reach college dis morning, another note was sticked in from d lecture theater stating there is no class 2day. WAT THE HELL IS WRONG WIF THAT GUYS!!! Cant he call or at least send us email saying class is cancelled. Last week was a holiday n yet he insisted on hving a class. 2day is practically STILL a holiday, n he still insist on having a class. N on both occasion, he stood us up!! Without any prior noticed! Do take notice, dis very same lecturer hv sum1 from the office to call me up to remind me how irresponsible i was to hv skipped his class. N now dis very same lecturer just show us how to be "RESPONSIBLE"! Whew. Sorry for all the caps...i can be a real jerk when im mad...granted it does take a lot of effort to make me mad.

Oh well, in the end went out wif frens until 5pm =) Hahaha. To release anger mah. (Big Har!) Right after i came out, i took a bath n went out again! Gosh. Dis time, to help my dad. Resulting me getting dirty n hv to bath again right after i reach home just now. Talk bout personal hygiene..dis is d 1st time i wash my hair 3 times in a single day! =P

Btw, remember d previous post where i said i forgotten bout sumthing. Guess wad.....ITZ MY EXAM!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Im having my mid-sem exam right after the break...How long till my break is over......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!ITZ PRACTICALLY OVER!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!! Wait...calm down, calm down.....WHERES MY NOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS COMING OUT!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!..........
Anyway, u get wat i mean....My feeling now can pretty much be sum up in 2 words...."Im screwed!"

Alamak....Overshot..Pass 12 d =P

Oh my om my..Lookey dat time..GOSH! Itz 12.15 am already. Time flies when u r having fun. Hehe. Was watching television wif my mom n without noticing, hours hv passed! =)

So, a little recap on 2day...erm...i mean, yesterday. I went down to the minimart below my apartment to buy sum bread n the uncle there happen to be chatting wif sum neighbor. Without noticing, i sorta just tag along in their conversation. We talk bout so many things, such as d recent problems wif the lamp-post on d main road outside my hse. Itz a steep hill road, surrounded by tree so basically, itz total darkness. So d resident nearby r pretty worried as dis pose a serious threat not only to passing motorist but to us as well. I ended up spending roughly 1 hour there chatting wif 3 uncles. Only after leaving did i notice wad i just done...MY GOODNESS!!! I just stand right there n talk wif 3 balding-white haired uncles as though im one of them. LOLz. Age must be catching up wif me. zzz

Hmmm... got a few more stuffs to add...but sumhow cant recent them....ARGHH. I ll update them later after i clear my head abit...Nd to catch sum sleep for my class later =) Till then.

Tvb drama fest!

Wheeee!!! After a grueling day yesterday doing ntg but staring at computer screen, 2day i decided to reward myself by doing ntg but staring at my television screen. LOL!!! Haha. Well, im not really a big fan of drama series but i was really attached to dis recent tvb series titled "You are hired". Not only d series hv my favourite actor n actress in them, the storyline is pretty interesting as well. Not to mention pretty funny.

So i pratically glued myself to the sofa n watch d show endlessly, episode after episode, nonstop. N thus, i've finally graduated from a mouse potato into a couch potato.

Well, that aside, 2day i didnt really do anything much. Since it was my mom off day, teman her went to Tesco to shop for grocery n i must say, after d holiday, Tesco is pretty much in a mess! Much of the stocks on the shelf now is either dusty or in a pretty bad shape. N lotz of the stuff i wanted was unavailable!! CIS!

Hmm...anything more to add??...guess not =) Till 2molo ^^

Another Productive Day, yet Another UNPRODUCTIVE Holiday

Normal days are there so u can work, study or doing sumthing gud n contributing. Holidays are there so u can rest n relax n be ready to fite again on normal days. So can sumbody tell me why am i wasting my time looking for material to do my assignment which will due after the holiday DURING my holiday when CLEARLY i should be RESTING n ENJOYING T.T *dun get me wrong, doing is assignment is fun too =) but only the part whenu get a gud marks for it xD*

Stupid stupid retarded report. ZZZ. Here i am, in the middle of my holiday, looking at ntg but "information", "data", "knowledge", "management", "system" n wat-not. GRRRR. In terms of a normal day, 2day was indeed very productive, but in terms of holday...well 2day was shitty!!

1st of all, my dad woke me up early in the morning n ask me to fetch my mom to work instead without any apparent reason. So, i end up waking up early in the morning during my holiday, depite d fact i slept at d wee hour in the morning(NO, i did not go curi ayam!) n wasted whole days staring at my computer....Ok, i would hv stare at my computer for d whole day too even if im not doing my assignment but datz not my point here..

Who the hell even come out wif the whole education system, the whole meaning, the whole freaking existence anyway! I say we build a time machine, go back in time, n shoot the darn person down...of coz, without education, i doubt we could build a puny little clock, let alone a time machine....sigh...reality is depressing...so better go n enjoy my sweet dream =)

The Great Exploration

Due to various reasons (me being lazy, me being moody, me beeing stupidish), i ve decided to stop fiddling around wif d html scripting of blogger n just move over to wordpress. There is really lotz of neat stuff to do there and i can practically tinker wif it for hours upon hours n stuff being completely unproductive. LOLZ! Since im still trying to settle down there, so d next few days i ll probably update both blog, until i can finally get d wordpress blog to be exactly d way i wan it to be =)

The 1st thing i notice bout wordpress is it got lotz of neat stuff...lotz of button, icons, links,.....stuff in general..stuff dat guys, nerdy guys, like me, like to tinker around wif. Haha. Even though i do not knoe wad everything there does, i feel so obligated to press everything at least once just for the heck of it. =)

Well, overall, ntg much i did 2day since i woke up late, run sum errands as driver, fiddle a bit wif blogger templates n scratch my head over wordpress.

Hmm...guess datz all for here, gotta leave sum shit to write over at wordpress! LOL

Late Nite Update! Lolx

Ok, did any1 notice anything different bout my blog?? Hehe...
Guess #1
Itz more retarded than b4
Guess #2
Itz more active??
Guess #3
Got a nice nite skyline picture in my header

The answer IS.......#3!!!!!!!!!! Woohoo.
Yeap, yesterday nite i spend sum time fiddling around wif d templates design n such n decided to add sumthing new over my blog. I even tried to learn d html scripting to custom design my own templates. In the end, i spend most of time 2day to learn how to do so, n leach stuff off ppl's templates n custom make my own templates....though still no luck so far. haha. But im getting closer...if i hv d mood to continue 2molo, u may well c a completely different blog d day after....
In fact, u would DEFINITELY c a completely new blog 2molo coz either i managed to do sumthing bout d html scripting, or i move my blog over to wordpress.
Reason being, a fren told me wordpress was much better, n after fiddling it around for half hour dis afternoon, i gotta agree it is more sophisticated compared to blogspot, although blogspot is much more user friendly in terms of the interface.

Oh well...either way, look forward to these changes =)

Recipe to a "GOOD" holiday

Wake up n go to church as usual dis morning. The pastor was preached about sumthing which i could definitely relate too...well, not entirely, but quite surely. 2day was talking bout praying n coping with the departure of a loved one. Of coz, in this case, the loved one went to heaven. For my case, it was still much nearer(compared to There!) n i dun hv to sit the Heaven Airline to reach there....just need cheap airasia =P LOL. But there was really sumthing i could learn from it, especially the part. "Do not feel sad or mourn, but rather rejoice, be happy that they have return to the Lord, the Father in Heaven. Pray! Pray for their departure for they have begin their real life, The life of eternity in Heaven" I was like, WOW! Until yesterday i was still feeling pretty down.

Anyway, had Domino's pizza for lunch n guess wad? Another free pizza for me =) Kinda makes me wonder, Domino's is just 5 minutes ride away from my hse, how come they have been late twice out of the 4 times i ordered them, but my fren which stay in lipsip which is another 5 minutes away, nvr once get a late order. Oh well, i get free pizza, so who am i to complain ^_^

So, started working on my college assignment n man! The whole time while i was working on my assignment, i keep thinking, WHY AM I WASTING MY PRECIOUS HOLIDAY DOING THIS STINKING ASSIGNMENT! Not to mention im having exam after d holiday, so dis is like seriously! AINT MUCH OF A HOLIDAY!

Oh well...gonna continue to enjoy my stinking holiday for now. Till 2molo =)

Grrrr Geram!!!!

GRRRRRR!!!!!! 2day, my holiday officially start n im freaking mad now! Last week, my lecturer insist that he wan to have a class 2day n said that he will let us off early. 2day, when i went there, the only thing there is a not saying, "Today's class 19/09/09 has been cancelled. Class as usual at 26/09/09" WTH MAN! U freaking insisted on hving a freaking class on a freaking holiday n without notifying us earlier, u cancelled d freaking class just by leaving us a note! GRRRRRRR! GERAM GERAM GERAM!!! N there wasnt even any earlier notification! What kind of lecturer is that U TELL ME!?

Grrr...Anyway, my sis is back for raya holiday, so that means, more hair to be sweep every nite...Im telling u...ITZ NIGHTMARE, LIKE SERIOUSLY! She doesnt just drop 3 or 4 hairs...she practically shed hundreds of them! (ok, i might hv exaggerated a bit =P) Oh well, enuf ranting for 2day, gotta start my holiday college assignments. Cya soon =)

1st step to an active blogging!

I've said it once...i'll say it twice....Ok, mayb thrice....watever....From now on, im gonna blog actively! Very actively in fact. Im trying a once a day thingie, if not, once every 2 days, so, hv fun looking forward to it =) Of coz, there is downside to lotz of post, beside hving to read more nonsense from me, every post pretty much gonna be short. Im full of shit, but i dun hv unlimited amount of them xD

So, to start things off, im gonna talk about kiasu-ness of penangites. 2day, i was in the dimsum place, n sitting across my tables was around 4 auntie...probably in their late 50s. They ordered quite a lot of foods (to my suprise!) and they shared most of it. So i was thinking, what a lovely bunch. Such caring group of frens even until so old. Heck, they hv even more stuff on their table than mine. Even stuff that cant really be shared was shared among them such as hong kong style noodle wif char siew, fish meat beehun, century egg porridge n many others smaller dim sum. Here comes the funny part. Their friendship was put to test when it was time to pay the bill. After the person come over to count the money, every1 insist that the other should pay more coz they obviously ate less. LOL!!! Imagine 4 auntie, debating how many strand of noodles n beehun they ate which is a few milimeter shorter than the rest n therefore should pay less. None of the auntie would yield n in the end, the worker took rm2 out of their bill, n they happily pay equal share. Should try it out myself sumtimes in the future =P

Well...holiday is starting n i have class 2molo + assignments to rush + an exam to sit after the exam. Man...gonna be d worst holiday ever! K, till next time =)

Secret of Getting Rich (NOT A SCAM)

Boy, am i in a pinch....College starting next week and im still unsure what im feeling rite now....I mean, holiday was pretty boring for me...But...college is boring as well isnt it....Sigh.... So anyway, a little recap on what i did...Basically, it was a really productive 3 week break (if productivity is relatively related to the hour u spend on the bed, eat and poop) On the note of pooping, i poop really a lot during holidays....must be all the sleep im getting i guess. Oh well, enuf of such blabering. Haha. Btw, has any1 notice that my blog now looks more colourful?? xD

2day i wanna share a secret to getting rich like Bill Gates
Wanna knoe Bill Gates's secret? The answer is simple.
Version
So what do i mean exactly by version?? I'll explain it through a simple analogy. Imagine u brought a car version1.0 . U were driving it around and notice itz not moving properly, and it make loud scrapping noise n such. U study the problem for a while and notice the car didnt have any front wheel. So u drive the car back to the place u brought it and the salesperson explain to u that front wheel as well as back wheel will be featured in version 1.1 . So when version 1.1 is released, u happily upgrade to it which means u pay money. Now with ur complete wheel, u drive the car out and 30 minutes later, drove into your neighbour's porch. The salesperson again explain to u that brake arent scheduled to be released until version 1.3 . So, Microsoft started with Ms-DOS version 1.0 . In that version, all the DOS could do is;

A:>

No matter what u type inside, the response is always;

BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME

N instantly revert back to;

A:>

So many ppl spend many hour figuring what they could actually do with Ms-DOS. An example of such interaction between human and computer back then look sumthing like this;

A:> HELLO
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
A:> HELP
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
A:> DO SOMETHING
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
A:> RUN A PROGRAM DAMMIT
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
A:> F**K YOU
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME A**HOLE!

This was pretty much all people did with Ms-DOS Version 1.0 . So u can imagine how excited every1 was when Microsoft came out with Version 1.1 , which had a whole new capability. In addition to doing this:

A:>

...it would sometimes also do this:

C:>

A new letter! This was very. very exciting news for those of us in the computer-geek world. We all immediately upgraded to Version 1.1 . Of course, no matter what we typed in, it still answered BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME. But we felt renewed hope. Over the next few years, Microsoft continued to come out with new, improved versions of Ms-DOS, featuring a constantly expanding repertoire of incomprehensible and/or scary screen messages including:

NON-SYSTEM DISK OR DISK ERROR
INVALID SWITCH
PATH NOT FOUND
WARNING! ALL DATA WILL BE LOST!

...and just about everybody's all-time favourite:

ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?

We loyal Microgeeks faithfully upgraded every time a new version came out until finally, somewhere around version 3.7, we have reached the point where we could use Ms-DOS to actually run programs on our computers and Bill Gates had reached the point where he had approximately 200 over private jets.

Even until 2day, almost nobody has any choice but to use Windows, the successor of Ms-DOS and the latest hype lately is Windows 7 which cost as much as a cheapskate computer (RM700++). Talk about being rich, Windows 7 would practically make Bill Gates richer than the whole Malaysia citizen put 2gether (as if he is not already that) and possibly buying over the Moon.

So there u hv it! The next time u do anything such as handing in ur business proposal or assigment and the lecturer noticed ur assignment only has the letter "A" in it, explain to ur lecturer that this is assignment Version 1.0 and if he/she wish to view more, it would be available in Version 1.1 and that she would hv to pay money to see it. There r chances she would give u score Version 1.0 too (0 marks) but HEY, what is business without RISK rite? Rite? Rite??

Exam exam exam. Whew

Wow, has it been long? Or wad? o.0 But i got a seriously gud excuse dis time around. I was hving my exam. Hehe. To be precise, I m STILL hving my exam. After so long of not posting, suddenly coming here again feel so akward xD

So anyway, 2day i wanna share with u all the secret of my exam preparation namely;

"WC EXAM PREP TIPS"

Destressing
Function : To de-stress DUH!
Purpose : So that you can relax and be at your best during d exam
Action : Play game. Have fun. Watch movie. Whichever u enjoy d most ^^
Duration : 7 hours a day
Reason : Bcoz u wouldnt wanna suffer mental breakdown from too much stress rite

Mental Relaxation
Function : To calm down the mind
Purpose : So that you can have a clear mind during exam
Action : SLEEP!!!!
Duration : 12 hours a day
Reason : Bcoz u nd all d rest u need to handle d tough exam!

Physical Recharge
Function : To recharge your body especially your dominant hand
Purpose : So that you have enough energy to write nonstop during d exam
Action : Eat, rest, Drink water, poop, bath
Duration : 5 hours a day
Reason : Bcoz we all know how tiring writting can be!

Dis is my secret to success in exam. I start doing it wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy before my exam, n i still continue doing it even after my exam coz my motto is; "you can never be too prepare". In fact, my entire life, im preparing for exam! You too, should try it^^

Well, gonna continue with my exam preparation d...lets see, where did i left off just now.....

Hurray!!

Recently, i decided to, on a whim, why not, turn 22. Basically, there is no bad side of turning 22 except that, an even more obvious decline in my memory, which wasnt exactly nimble to begin with. Also, my body grew tired faster. I found myself sleepy right after i wake up from a nap.... A 12 hour one! This birthday was the same as every other birthday, and a LOT, (LLLOOOTTT) of ppl forgotten bout mine bday. So the last few hour b4 my birthday, i hv to REMIND everyone that it was MY birthday, n luckily, quite a lot of ppl wishes me after that. One thing i doesnt understand, why did i receive more wishes from automated websites and online friends than from those who i always thought were my buddy (some fren they r!) Aside from all that, i m still pretty much a very fit human (BOY AM I!), with a brain that is not always, but constantly thinking of ....

=> NOTHING

I mean my mind might not be lethal as before. But i can assure you all that my mind is still as sharp as a steeltrap. Although i believe that NOTHING can be as STUPID as a steeltrap. Pretty much nothing, except the government and politician that is. And even so, what little working brain molecular that i have left is all but dedicated in the region of....

=> REPRODUCTION

Certain gender of the opposite sex blame guy for being the "sexual" being they are. We, man, always get the downfall of stuff. Even though sex is a vital part of continuation of a species. I mean, look at dragonflies while they are mating in the sky.. are they smiling? Of coz not! Coz they understand that if they don't do it right, all the other insects will laugh at them. Thats the bad thing of doing it right out in the open. But itz also to ensure that they can mate properly, so that come spring, there will be millions of baby dragonflies, breaking out of the egg, or cocoon, or watever, standing up on their wobbly tiny little feet, n swoosh, get eaten by mr praying mantis who has been waitng all season for this. We man are trying to seriously continue the generation of mankind, but women tend to accuse us of just wanting to get laid. Though i cant actually swear to God that the statement aren't true, but, even so, im all but this thing....

=> OLD & USELESS

So, aside from all those stuff i mentioned above, im still a fine specimen of a human, easily mistaken as brad pitt and tom cruise. So if u ever see me on the street out there, plz dont try to get an autograph....If u did, it will cost ya!

Ooops I did it again >.<

Ok ok. All of the sudden i stop posting again even though i said earlier i will TRY to post more frequently. Haha, but im hving an inspiration block as of late.

Anyway, chinese new year is over, n now im in a very stress situation. I just finish my mid term exam like 3 weeks back. My presentation was like just last week. N i can honesty tell u the tension from then havent subsided till now. N all of a sudden, IM HVING MY FINALS NEXT WEEK!!!!! GOSH! Watz coming out for exam? Which chapter should i focus on? Wads the exam format? Wads exactly is continuous statistic, or even discrete statistic? My head is filled wif more n more questions everyday n as days goes by, i found myself wif less n less time to find the answer. Wad should i do?? Of coz u ppl would suggest studying, but i prefer a little more traditional method.

Traditional Method 1
Burn up all ur notes, books n related material. Then use its ashes to boil soup or tea. Drink it. Conventional believe is that if u do that, the knowledge is then absorb through ur body rather than through ur brain. But now im a matured individual n knoe full well that all those is nothing but blantant lie. Of coz the full functionality of drinking that digusting thing is to make u fall sick enough to skip exam ^^

Traditional Method 2
Pray. Pray very very hard. This method is proven to be 100% effective from a survey i done on several top scorer. Example of survey is as follow:
Me : WOW! U score 5As in STPM! Wads ur secret?
STPM 5As scorer : Pray. I prayed really hard b4 the exam. I pray every nite in fact for this good result.
Me : WOW! Thx for sharing ur secret
Of coz, dis look very idealistic. In fact, im sure many ppl is already thinking, WOW! But let me also say, dis ppl who spend every nite praying b4 exam also spend the hardcore 6 hours before praying to ACTUALLY STUDY FOR THE FREAKING EXAM! But hey, no harm done to try praying rite??

Traditional Method 3
This is the most most risky method ever invented by student, ever! Namely cheating. But it is also a well known fact that this is the most popular method and is used widely by students everywhere. The way this method is that, u try to smuggle tiny little paper or notes with tiny little scribble of important facts relevant for ur exam. The size of the paper has a direct relativity to the result u will get. Back in high school, i still remember my classmate was tossing such notes the size of A4 paper in the shape of paper plane across the class among each other. Mayb u might feel dis is really ntg, but this was done in a public examination. (LOL!)

Ok, enuf blabering here. I nd to continue my burning of notes n boiling of soup (ROFL >.<). Oh, do remember to drop me a visit at the hospital after my exam k =P

the AGE factor

Lately, i suddenly come to the realization of the age factor. In common sense, or ur layperson term, age is calculated mathematically...as in years n months. U knoe, stuff u can actually subtract or add (ok, so mayb not subtract) But i notice age can also be defined psychologically AND physically as well. Take me for example. Mathematically, im 21 turning 22. Physically, i look like 30, been mistaken as 40, feels like 50 n as useless as 60. PSYCHOLOGICALLY, im 16. Honestly, at times (MOST OF THE TIME), im downright childish, immature, n (stupid) unknowledgeable.

Mathematic factor, im not really feeling anything out of my age yet.
Physically speaking, i do notice a sharp decline compared to when i was 12. Especially my memory. I mean, my memory has gotten so bad (itz sumthing i keep stressing, just in case if eventually reach a day where i forget the fact i got bad memory, sumbody will come along n remind me n dis sumbody MIGHT be a fren, but i wont knoe) dat i can still remember i knoe a person, cept i dont knoe his name and how or when i met dat person. [More on dis later]
Psychologically can be very akward. Ok, picture dis. A bunch of 21-22 years old (wad do u call them, young adult? or plain adult?) gathering 2gether, wif each of them, acting their age, or at the very least, not making an embarassment out of themselves, n suddenly, SUDDENLY, there is one of them, apparently the most oldest looking of them all, start behaving like an immature brat ( u knoe calvin n hobbes??? sumthing similar, only nastier n bulkier [BY A WHOLE LOT!])
Datz me!

So, getting back to the memory part just now. 2day i went to queens for a sorta old frens gathering thingie. N to my suprise, i pretty much remember all of them. But the thing is, while we r gathering, i bump into dis old fren (at least i think he is) n we started saying hi n talk a bit. Here's the thing. I remember the fact i knoe dis guy. Deep down inside, instintively, i knoe dat he is a fren of mine. Only teensy tiny little flaw being, i cant remember his name. Or when i knoe him. Or where i knoe him. The gang i was hanging out wif ask me who was he after dat n i answer them; (wif upmost sincerity n honesty) "No idea."

If u r sharing the same problem as me, feel free to talk to me about it, n mayb we can share sum intimate insight 2gether, granted, we wont remember a thing bout it the next day, but hey, when we bump into each other outside next time, even though we wont remember anything, but deep inside our consciousness, we WILL knoe dat we once shared a deep feeling. A feeling so sacred dat, despite not knowing anything, we will giv each other high fives while saying; "Who r u again?"

The fun of college....NOT!!!!

So my college life is starting....AGAIN!!!! WTH man. Cant a "teenager" enjoy his life properly without getting showered wif assignments n exams every so often anymore!!?? Sigh. Dis sem i hv erm, 2 subjects. Monday afternoon class. Tuesday nite class. Wednesday whole freaking day class. Ok, not exactly WHOLE day, but itz still 1pm to 8.30pm. zzzzzz. Wif only half hour break between 5 to 5.30.... zzzzzzz. Stupid college!

Anyway, few days back, i hv to resit one of my final paper again, Company Law, coz sum bitch (dun bother bout it, coz believe u me, she deserve it) report that the paper has leak questions (erm, presumbably wif answer as well???). Actual fact is, dis particular gal got caught copying in the finals. So she isnt all too happy bout it. N boom. Everyone has to suffer for it. To make matter worse, the resit paper is set by another lecturer, which means, completely new stuff to study. Wif only 4 days to study. The exam was tough like hell. So all i can say now is, im screwed....Big time! By dat bitch! RAWR!!!!

Penangites! Unite! Show the world your kiasu-ness!!! Those are the words dat run through my mind all the while after wad happen a few days back. Recently, New York Times published an article recommending 44 tourist spots dat ppl MUST visit during the holiday. Acoording to New York Times published ranking, penang was ranked 22nd. But the word was spread within minutes to all the penangites through all available means such as facebook, msn, telephone, email, sms, mms, watever u can think off (LOLX) n within hours, penang was already top 10. Within a day, top 5. After 2 days, penang has already secured the 2nd spot n even made headline in the Star newspaper. Lo n behold! The power of penangites. Even though the newpaper gave sum pretty "flowery" languange to describe the "sheer-awesome-ness" of penangites unity but u knoe as well as i do dat dis is ntg more than gibberish. Letz just face the fact (n for once, be proud of it) n admit that penangites are just so "kiasu"!

One last complain. Does anybody ever stop a while n think wad is becoming of dis world? Seriously, if u ask me, i think the world we r living in now is pretty much messed up, aka, screwed! I mean, come one, d other day, i was shopping in qbm (well, not much of a shopping, more like windows shopping) n i went into espirit. I saw a long jeans, pretty much plain n everything, dark blue in colour n it was rm219! But honestly, as a designer brand, i guess dat price isnt really dat big of deal. But then, i saw dis nice looking (i swear it look pretty much harmless too!) short jeans. So i was like "hey, dis is EXACTLY sumthing im looking for!" Then i took up the price tag n guess wad!? [my eyeballs almost went tumbling out eye sockets n roll away in horror!] the price was rm299!!!!! I was like WTH!!!!! A SHORT JEANS IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A LONG JEANS!!!??? Where is the logic in dat???? If dis is not a messed up world, then i dun hv any other explanation for DAT atrocity!

Cake oh cake, Y r u so hard to eat?

2day sumthing "bad" happen to me.... Ok, so it isnt all DAT bad, bt anyway, i accidentally cut myself up (ok, datz a bit too much, even though itz more likely only a scratch) wif a butter knife.

So how did it all happen??? So, i woke up in the middle of the afternoon, feeling all hungry n stuff, wandering in the kitchen, n stumble upon a *GOSH* chocolate cake in the fridge. Itz the type of sponge cake wif a layer of chocolate "shell" on top. So i thought, ok, ill take the cake out, cut it(wif a butter knife), n eat it. WAD A BIG MISTAKE. The smarter reader should hv notice by now n smirking n grinning endlessly while thinking "cutting it wif butter knife?? wad a moron!" Turns out dat the chocolate "shell" topping on top the cake wad harder than i thought, n when i tried to cut it wif the butter knife, the knife sorta slip pass the shell n graze my finger. It never occured to me dat the chocolate layer was so tough after spending a nite inside the refrigerator. Otherwise i would hv opted cutting it wif a chainsaw instead.

Wad done is done. In the end, i thought i was never going to be able to cut the cake n i would hv to starve to death, but then, just then (give credit to me for dis brilliant idea) i thought of, why not?, to just eat the cake. Straight like dis. Y bother cutting. So i sink my tooth into the cake, n hey, i manage to bite on it.

So all well ends well. I dun hv to starve. The cake get eaten. Everybody happy, cept my finger n a 1cm long n 0.5mm deep scratch. LOLX

2009~ Another Year, Another beginning

OMG OMG OMG! Has it been long, or wad? =.="

*long silence for punchline*

Ok, i knoe, so im sorry, if at all, any1, who is reading my blog. Haha. Anyway, itz another new year. Dis year we r in 2009, so letz all say gudbye to year 2008. Itz been nice knowing u n stuff. Do come back n visit us every so often (if dat could happen, i can fly n turn water into wine) [HEY, it actually rhyme!]

B4 i made dis post, i actually did sum "research" n took sum note for refence on how other blogger did their new year post, n i realise, almost all of them summarise datz itz been a year full of ups n downs. N it make me wonder, does any1 actually get a nice year round full of ups??? Or unluckly suffered the year with nothing but downs??? As for me, personally, i think my life has been in a sumwad confusing state. I dunno if wad im going through is even gud or bad anymore.

But enuf of the serious talk. After all, 2008 is already over, so i wanna recap wad i did, or "achieve" dis year round.

• Skipping class (yes)
• Sleeping during lecture (yes)
• Fallen sick (yes)
• Hallucinate (yes)
• Daydream (yes yes yes yes yes)
• Freak out (yes [stupid cockroaches!]
• Staying out till 6am in the morning (YES!)
• Sleep for more than 16 hours a day (yes)
• Hurt sum1 (yes, n im sorry)
• Being hurt(yes, n i forgive u for everything)
• Involved in an accident (yes)
• Strike lottery (i wish =P)
• Being mistaken as uncle (i wanna say no, but who am i fooling o.0)
• Not paying attention when sum1 is talking (yes, lotz of time)
• Ignore orders (yes)
• Break the rule (yes, but traffic ones only)
• Ate more than i need to (yes, tons of it)
• Being plain stupid (all the times, yes)
• Being smart (yes, on certain occasion.....i hope....)
• Being retarded (depending on individuals, yes)

So, over n all, has it been a gud or bad year for me?? u be the judge....

On another note, i have a few resolution to made in this new year. Firstly, i wanna start my "super duper tummy shrinking project". Wad i suggested to myself is, i ll eat 1 meal less every alternate day, n on the day dat i eat full 3 meal a day, i ll exercise. Sound stupid huh?? Yeah, me too. Lolx. Anyway, another resolution i made is dat i will try to remember people's name, for at least 3 month. U might me frowning at how great EXCATLY, is dis resolution. Well i can tell u, itz VERY. As i have a guy brain, which tend to forget details such as birthdates, telephone numbers, n especially names, althought it has no trouble watsoever remembering junks such as everys single characters n their special ability in watever games or shows i m deeply into. My 3rd resolution is dat, i hope i can begin to update my blog more actively again...lolx

Well, holidays is gonna end for me, n itz back to the boring college life. Itz gonna be a hectic semester...sigh.... On the bright note, chinese new years is just 3 weeks away. On the darker note, my exam is RIGHT after chinese new year. It really make me curious as to which "GENIUS" actually set dis timetable. As we all knoe, chinese new year is supposed to be sumthing to be happy about. I mean, we will be receiving money after all ^.^, so who SHOULDNT be happy??? (parents excluded) But wif the stupid exam right after it, how can WE, the students, actually enjoy the long awaited, highly meaningful, extremely profitable not to mention traditional holiday! Gosh! Shame on them.

Ok, anyway, itz the end of the highly "anticipated"(as IF)[boooo] new year post. So, letz look forward to next week's post k. ^.^ College is starting after all.