Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Ooops I did it again >.<

Ok ok. All of the sudden i stop posting again even though i said earlier i will TRY to post more frequently. Haha, but im hving an inspiration block as of late.

Anyway, chinese new year is over, n now im in a very stress situation. I just finish my mid term exam like 3 weeks back. My presentation was like just last week. N i can honesty tell u the tension from then havent subsided till now. N all of a sudden, IM HVING MY FINALS NEXT WEEK!!!!! GOSH! Watz coming out for exam? Which chapter should i focus on? Wads the exam format? Wads exactly is continuous statistic, or even discrete statistic? My head is filled wif more n more questions everyday n as days goes by, i found myself wif less n less time to find the answer. Wad should i do?? Of coz u ppl would suggest studying, but i prefer a little more traditional method.

Traditional Method 1
Burn up all ur notes, books n related material. Then use its ashes to boil soup or tea. Drink it. Conventional believe is that if u do that, the knowledge is then absorb through ur body rather than through ur brain. But now im a matured individual n knoe full well that all those is nothing but blantant lie. Of coz the full functionality of drinking that digusting thing is to make u fall sick enough to skip exam ^^

Traditional Method 2
Pray. Pray very very hard. This method is proven to be 100% effective from a survey i done on several top scorer. Example of survey is as follow:
Me : WOW! U score 5As in STPM! Wads ur secret?
STPM 5As scorer : Pray. I prayed really hard b4 the exam. I pray every nite in fact for this good result.
Me : WOW! Thx for sharing ur secret
Of coz, dis look very idealistic. In fact, im sure many ppl is already thinking, WOW! But let me also say, dis ppl who spend every nite praying b4 exam also spend the hardcore 6 hours before praying to ACTUALLY STUDY FOR THE FREAKING EXAM! But hey, no harm done to try praying rite??

Traditional Method 3
This is the most most risky method ever invented by student, ever! Namely cheating. But it is also a well known fact that this is the most popular method and is used widely by students everywhere. The way this method is that, u try to smuggle tiny little paper or notes with tiny little scribble of important facts relevant for ur exam. The size of the paper has a direct relativity to the result u will get. Back in high school, i still remember my classmate was tossing such notes the size of A4 paper in the shape of paper plane across the class among each other. Mayb u might feel dis is really ntg, but this was done in a public examination. (LOL!)

Ok, enuf blabering here. I nd to continue my burning of notes n boiling of soup (ROFL >.<). Oh, do remember to drop me a visit at the hospital after my exam k =P

2 comments:

Aileen said...

updateeeeeee.....
lol...





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gimlee said...

like this post!
It should be post over at the malaysia student blog as an reference for test preparation...i have try the 1st n 2nd method,but the 3rd one...i daren't try it.haha.