Guys Problems...Why it is against the law to be a guy

Dunno y, but ive been feeling pretty run down lately. Tired, lethargic, moody n so on n so forth. 2day, i slept most of d day away n im feeling very refreshed now!! Haha. Now im ready to fite more challenges facing my way! Wait....my exam result coming out next week....Sigh...*dejected*

Watever! Not d 1st exam i ve went through anyway =) Well, i ve promised to make 2day post more juicer so i went browsing through random sites can came across a few pretty interesting articles. 1 of it, which was dated all d way back from Feb 27, 1991, "Testosterone was declared a controlled substance, like heroin" which was published by Group Health Cooperative of Puget Sound. I dunno about u, but when i read it my thought on it was, n here i quote, "HUH!?" So, the way i see it, itz basically against the law to be a guy. Doesnt dat means all guys are illegal(doesnt make sense to me at all)??? Doesnt dat means all the male politicians are illegal?? (ok, dis part make sense!) Although to a certain extend, i have to agree. Guy is a dangerous being, capable of illicit and dangerous behavior, the worst being;
       i. War
      ii. Do-It-Yourself Project
Due to testosterone, guys seem to have the tendency to want to fix thing themselves rather than admit to their spouse or close one they cant do anything (although it is already obviously a fact to everyone) He would had prefer to drill his own hand(which he probably would) while trying to fix sumthing himself instead of getting sum1 who is capable of fixing it as it would should how gutless he is. They cant help it. Testosterone is such dangerous substance just like how sum1 indulging in steroid or marijuana, only a lot dumber and brainless.

So the next time u c a guy, be extra careful as inside every guy is a criminal waiting to burst out. Although i wouldnt make such a big fuss out of it if i were u, since guys are (lets just face the reality here) most of the time clueless and aimless more than they are evil. So guys, just enjoy being guy. N girls, the next time u r wondering wat is d guy in ur life is thinking, be rest assured that it is absolutely nothing =)