Thursday, November 12, 2009

Wad happen!!!??? And/Or Secret of creating a Good Assignments in a few Hours

In case anyone at all been wondering wad happen to my blog, before anyone of you starts coming up with reasons like im dead or anything, i ll just tell u guys i was pretty busy rushing my assignments. N the endless drone of assignments kinda kill my mood to blog. I mean, i have enough of typing string of words which is pretty much meaningless. LOL! Once again sum1 tell me i need to post pictures on my blog...Point taken =) I do feel like posting pict, but that will only come after i manage to successfully change the cosmetic appearance of my blog, which so far, im no where near completing...

Since im on the topic of assignments, sum1 ask me, how do i keep cranking out creative and interesting reports all the time? Seriously, i never have any idea of what i have typed and submitted. The secret to creating a good assignments report lies within the usage of words. If itz a business assignment reports, just use these words i use ;

Advantage/Disadvantage
Effiecient/effective
Management
Cost/Overhead
Profit/Revenue
Operation
External/Internal
Production
Market
Demand/Supply
Leadership
Maximise/Minimize
Utilize
Quantity/Quality
Marketing
Resources
Globalization/International
Pricing
Intensive
Strategy
Outsourcing

There are many more, but these fews are the one that would appear most often...at least it should. You can even combine those words to form really eye-catching phrases such as "cost advantage", "internal outsourcing" or even "operational excellence". In fact, by using multiple combination of those words n phrases, you can crank out a business-like sentence that you can almost use in any report without knowing exactly what it means such as ;

By considering the quantity vs quality factor, the management can decide if their globalization goal in the manufacturing sector should emphasize on cost advantage or revenue intensive for maximum utilization of their production staff.

Hows that?? So i can practically keep producing such business-like sentence that probably have no meaning wat-so-ever endlessly just by repeating those words again n again in every sentence i type in my assignment n in no time at all, i can complete an interesting looking solutions to my case study, even though most of the times, i have no idea what the case is about at all =P

2 comments:

Lawolf said...

hi wen chaeng..

Wen Chaeng said...

ooo..hi..
may i know who is this?