Recently, i decided to, on a whim, why not, turn 22. Basically, there is no bad side of turning 22 except that, an even more obvious decline in my memory, which wasnt exactly nimble to begin with. Also, my body grew tired faster. I found myself sleepy right after i wake up from a nap.... A 12 hour one! This birthday was the same as every other birthday, and a LOT, (LLLOOOTTT) of ppl forgotten bout mine bday. So the last few hour b4 my birthday, i hv to REMIND everyone that it was MY birthday, n luckily, quite a lot of ppl wishes me after that. One thing i doesnt understand, why did i receive more wishes from automated websites and online friends than from those who i always thought were my buddy (some fren they r!) Aside from all that, i m still pretty much a very fit human (BOY AM I!), with a brain that is not always, but constantly thinking of ....
=> NOTHING
I mean my mind might not be lethal as before. But i can assure you all that my mind is still as sharp as a steeltrap. Although i believe that NOTHING can be as STUPID as a steeltrap. Pretty much nothing, except the government and politician that is. And even so, what little working brain molecular that i have left is all but dedicated in the region of....
=> REPRODUCTION
Certain gender of the opposite sex blame guy for being the "sexual" being they are. We, man, always get the downfall of stuff. Even though sex is a vital part of continuation of a species. I mean, look at dragonflies while they are mating in the sky.. are they smiling? Of coz not! Coz they understand that if they don't do it right, all the other insects will laugh at them. Thats the bad thing of doing it right out in the open. But itz also to ensure that they can mate properly, so that come spring, there will be millions of baby dragonflies, breaking out of the egg, or cocoon, or watever, standing up on their wobbly tiny little feet, n swoosh, get eaten by mr praying mantis who has been waitng all season for this. We man are trying to seriously continue the generation of mankind, but women tend to accuse us of just wanting to get laid. Though i cant actually swear to God that the statement aren't true, but, even so, im all but this thing....
=> OLD & USELESS
So, aside from all those stuff i mentioned above, im still a fine specimen of a human, easily mistaken as brad pitt and tom cruise. So if u ever see me on the street out there, plz dont try to get an autograph....If u did, it will cost ya!
Monday, March 30, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Ooops I did it again >.<
Ok ok. All of the sudden i stop posting again even though i said earlier i will TRY to post more frequently. Haha, but im hving an inspiration block as of late.
Anyway, chinese new year is over, n now im in a very stress situation. I just finish my mid term exam like 3 weeks back. My presentation was like just last week. N i can honesty tell u the tension from then havent subsided till now. N all of a sudden, IM HVING MY FINALS NEXT WEEK!!!!! GOSH! Watz coming out for exam? Which chapter should i focus on? Wads the exam format? Wads exactly is continuous statistic, or even discrete statistic? My head is filled wif more n more questions everyday n as days goes by, i found myself wif less n less time to find the answer. Wad should i do?? Of coz u ppl would suggest studying, but i prefer a little more traditional method.
Traditional Method 1
Burn up all ur notes, books n related material. Then use its ashes to boil soup or tea. Drink it. Conventional believe is that if u do that, the knowledge is then absorb through ur body rather than through ur brain. But now im a matured individual n knoe full well that all those is nothing but blantant lie. Of coz the full functionality of drinking that digusting thing is to make u fall sick enough to skip exam ^^
Traditional Method 2
Pray. Pray very very hard. This method is proven to be 100% effective from a survey i done on several top scorer. Example of survey is as follow:
Me : WOW! U score 5As in STPM! Wads ur secret?
STPM 5As scorer : Pray. I prayed really hard b4 the exam. I pray every nite in fact for this good result.
Me : WOW! Thx for sharing ur secret
Of coz, dis look very idealistic. In fact, im sure many ppl is already thinking, WOW! But let me also say, dis ppl who spend every nite praying b4 exam also spend the hardcore 6 hours before praying to ACTUALLY STUDY FOR THE FREAKING EXAM! But hey, no harm done to try praying rite??
Traditional Method 3
This is the most most risky method ever invented by student, ever! Namely cheating. But it is also a well known fact that this is the most popular method and is used widely by students everywhere. The way this method is that, u try to smuggle tiny little paper or notes with tiny little scribble of important facts relevant for ur exam. The size of the paper has a direct relativity to the result u will get. Back in high school, i still remember my classmate was tossing such notes the size of A4 paper in the shape of paper plane across the class among each other. Mayb u might feel dis is really ntg, but this was done in a public examination. (LOL!)
Ok, enuf blabering here. I nd to continue my burning of notes n boiling of soup (ROFL >.<). Oh, do remember to drop me a visit at the hospital after my exam k =P
Anyway, chinese new year is over, n now im in a very stress situation. I just finish my mid term exam like 3 weeks back. My presentation was like just last week. N i can honesty tell u the tension from then havent subsided till now. N all of a sudden, IM HVING MY FINALS NEXT WEEK!!!!! GOSH! Watz coming out for exam? Which chapter should i focus on? Wads the exam format? Wads exactly is continuous statistic, or even discrete statistic? My head is filled wif more n more questions everyday n as days goes by, i found myself wif less n less time to find the answer. Wad should i do?? Of coz u ppl would suggest studying, but i prefer a little more traditional method.
Traditional Method 1
Burn up all ur notes, books n related material. Then use its ashes to boil soup or tea. Drink it. Conventional believe is that if u do that, the knowledge is then absorb through ur body rather than through ur brain. But now im a matured individual n knoe full well that all those is nothing but blantant lie. Of coz the full functionality of drinking that digusting thing is to make u fall sick enough to skip exam ^^
Traditional Method 2
Pray. Pray very very hard. This method is proven to be 100% effective from a survey i done on several top scorer. Example of survey is as follow:
Me : WOW! U score 5As in STPM! Wads ur secret?
STPM 5As scorer : Pray. I prayed really hard b4 the exam. I pray every nite in fact for this good result.
Me : WOW! Thx for sharing ur secret
Of coz, dis look very idealistic. In fact, im sure many ppl is already thinking, WOW! But let me also say, dis ppl who spend every nite praying b4 exam also spend the hardcore 6 hours before praying to ACTUALLY STUDY FOR THE FREAKING EXAM! But hey, no harm done to try praying rite??
Traditional Method 3
This is the most most risky method ever invented by student, ever! Namely cheating. But it is also a well known fact that this is the most popular method and is used widely by students everywhere. The way this method is that, u try to smuggle tiny little paper or notes with tiny little scribble of important facts relevant for ur exam. The size of the paper has a direct relativity to the result u will get. Back in high school, i still remember my classmate was tossing such notes the size of A4 paper in the shape of paper plane across the class among each other. Mayb u might feel dis is really ntg, but this was done in a public examination. (LOL!)
Ok, enuf blabering here. I nd to continue my burning of notes n boiling of soup (ROFL >.<). Oh, do remember to drop me a visit at the hospital after my exam k =P
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