Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Male testosterone. A Disaster???

A few days ago, i was driving to college. There was a motorcycle in front of me, just riding slowly n politely. Then out of nowhere, a motorcycle was serving across every available lanes, zooming n dashing n slashing through traffic. In response, the motorcycle in front of me start to roar up his engine n cutting n slashing around d heavy traffic too.

I thought to myself, Guys! But who am i kidding, each n every1 of us guys out there do dat too. Call it a territorial urge. Call it dominance spirit. Call it egoistical behavior. Call it watever u wan. But the fact is, guys cant help it. Itz bcoz of their testosterone level, -which is usually way higher than females, which just explain y gal dun act like a jerk the way guys does,- is acting up.

Even i find myself occasionally in such situation. I would be driving at 65 at a 70 speed limit area on d right lane, n out of nowhere, a car, coming at roughly 80-90kmph will try to overtake me through d left lane. HAR! Not in a million year. I will imediately start accelerating n before we (me n d other jerk [okok, we both r jerks]) would be doing a 100kmph per hour just to make sure one doesnt get to go in front of d other. D scary thing is, dis can be happening right on a congested street, during rush hour, n while we both doing "graceful" maneuvers wif our cars even if it is a tiny little nuclear powered kancil, we sumhow will be able to keep gesturing unfriendly hand signal (=.=) to each other, while both our hand on the steering wheel even, bcoz u knoe as well as i do, dat there is no stronger force than a male showing his manliness on a busy street, even if his mate is sitting besides him think itz completely stupid, reckless, dangerous n idiotic, bcoz dis mate happen to be a female. Guy male will cheer each on, while giving encouraging support. "SOHAI!!!!" would be their exact remark.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

MHRM here! hehehehe
haih guys are just guys...
as much as girls dun und guys...guys are no where in undertanding girls too! LOL wat am i babbling here?=p
oh ya...i knew u would enjoy my jokes just now...hahah..tornado vincent...LOL!

danielphoon said...

LOLS. ahh leee ah.
have u forgotten ur mishaps? LOL bah kut teh !

Wen Chaeng said...

yeah. bah kut teh sux man. stupid car. drive so slow block way nia. bang him tak mati consider him lucky =.=