Im back, Im back, n .....Im gone???

Omg, to all my faithful reader!!!! ( as if >.<) sorry for not blogging so long. hahaha. Coz i was very darn busy (rolling on the bed and bark) from stuff (wandering aimlessly trying to remember wat i ve forgotten) But nevertheless, IM BACK!!!!! Well, there is a lot to really recap and thankfully, i made a note to record all interesting down just to make sure i wont forget ........ [HEY. I could remember i have save it here]...... Oopss.... >.<

But fear not, i will use my upmost possible memory power to uncover every interesting dat happen during the past month........

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Erm, so would u prefer nonsense dat i come up wif last minute.... or would u prefer i just end dis wif a thx u?? =.="

Haha. Just joking. So during the past month, i had, sleep, eat, and poop as usual. U knoe.. i feel im getting older. Not like ur average getting older year by year thingie. Personally, i think age is catching up. Methaphorically speaking, age is driving the bugatti veron wif enuf horse power to put trail of flame where ever it passes by while im driving a cart powered by 1 horse which stop so frequently to poop, JUST LIKE ME!!! So yeah, im like, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, n there is goes. Everyyear, i feel like i hv gotten older by 5 freaking years! My memory gotten so bad, i sumtimes almost forgotten wat people name is. They would come to me n tell me their name. 5 minutes later, my fren come n when im suppose to introduce dis new guy to my fren, i will just say, dis is blah!

On the positive side of it, whenever i forget stuff, i can blame it all on the age factor.

My fren : " u forget my stuff again u @#$%^&* worthless idiot"

Me         : " u cant blame me. im old (saying half-heartedly)"

My fren : " u r the same age as me u @#$%^&* n more #$%^&* moron"

(yea, my fren uses @#$%^&* very often. u should c them saying EXACTLY DAT, right down to the asterik[*], in person!)

Me         : "biologically, im 21, but deep inside, im already 60"

My fren : "@#$%^&*"

Mayb next time i should say, buy me a bugatti veron to catch back my age >.< lame =".=">

Ok, on another note, i just had yet another last day working in Borders. Dat make it strike 3.... My 3rd last days in borders.... Heck, i walk in n out there so often, dat if i receive a farewell gift from every staff everytime i stop working, i would hv enuf junk to fill up my room. Not like i havent enuf rubbish to make my room look worse than a land fill. Wat i really miss, was the free starbuck drink i get when i stop for the first time. I felt like going up to them n say, "ladies, itz my last days (again). m i getting another free drink?? ^^" But dat is so cheapskate. lolx.

Another thing, i just had my macroecon presentation d other day. It was a FORMAL presentation. N every1 was required to wear FORMAL. Ok, so i put on my best shirt, my best slack........ (be prepared to laugh ur ass off) n my best sports shoes ...well technically, itz my ONLY pair of sports shoes, which should mean itz my best as well, no?? If u dunno just how ridiculous it look to be wearing a formal shirt n formal slack wif a pair of sports shoes on, just trying looking into a mirror. DATZ HOW RIDICULOUS IT IS!!!! LOLX. Of coz, dis only appy to guy. Gal, is born wif natural sense of fashion, they cant look ridiculous their entire life even if they die trying. Anyway, my group was sort of like the clown of the day. N im not talking about the attire only. Our presentation itself was a disaster. A good disaster dat is =)

N now, may i have ur attention for a moment. If u would kindly look to the right side panel, where there is sum poll going on. As u can c, my faithful reader has spoken. N they hv agree on me using the name anthony! Sorry vincent. U sound really cool. Honest. I ll try to be more cool next time k. N ryan, no heart feeling. To celebrate such event, i will first, change the name displayed in dis blog into anthony! WEEEHOOOO!!!!!!

Last but not least, i would like to share wif u guys (YES, only the guys.) 3 simple tips on fixing stuff in ur house.

1. if electronic gadgets stop functioning properly, or stop functioning at all, bang on it...HARD... as the matter of fact, just keep banging on it until sumthing start working again. Escalate slowly. Use ur hand first. Then mayb a magazine, or a dictionary. Sledgehammer too, if nessesary.

2. falling pieces?? no problem. duct tape is ur answer. 

Person a : "hey, sumthing is falling apart up there"

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*. Sticking a duct tape over it. 

You          :"there u go"

Person b : "itz still crumbling"

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrp* Sticking another duct tape over it, preferbably longer one

You         :"done"

As a matter of fact, a lot of thing can be fix wif duct tape.

3. If step 1 n 2 doesnt work, drop off ur stinking, digusting n oversized manly ego, pick up the darn phone, n call for specialist!

Ok, so here u go. I ll be back for more, after i finish my exam. *wink wink*