HA~HA~HAA~HAAAA~~~~CHIUUUUUU~~~~ (wat, u thought i was laufing??? lolx =p)

Just a short post dis time around... zzzz. I caught flu... AGAIN! Lolx. N it make me realize 1 thing. Everytime i dun get enuf sleep, i get flu. The more sleep i lack, d worse d flu will be. Lolx. No wonder i been sneezing my way through high school. I NVR get any enuf sleep back then. Hahaha. Well, datz all for 2day. Lolx. Short leh. =P

Wat is dis???? Lolx. haha

Recently, im getting old....Im not just saying those year by year aging. I mean old, as in OLD!!!! Lately, i seem to be tired all d time. Not to mention i get worn out easily. Then my body joints n muscles seem to ache occasionally. To top it off, my memory just got WORST! Those of u who hv knoe me long enuf should well knoe dat my memory sux, now it just got even terrible.... LOLX! So watz next??? White hair?? (datz pretty cool actually =P save me d money of actually bleaching it in a saloon. hahaha) Last time i can easily stay up late into d nite or just sleep for a measly few hours every day, but now, i seem to be sleepy at every possible chances (at home, in d car etc etc) n even at every not possible chances (in d class, at work etc etc LOLX!!!!) Right at dis very moment of me typing dis blog, i can feel my body cell just aged a good few years older.... haihz...

On another side note, 2day i went to lunch wif a fren. So, here's the thing. I m a frequent foyer hugger. So i can c usually dat ppl who actually drive into d foyer to drop ppl r :

a) BF dropping GF

b) Parent dropping daughter/son

If itz guy dropping guys, they NVR, NEVER EVER drive into d foyer. Probably it is an unwritten law, or taboo dat is practise throughout d world by d guys, for d guys. But 2day, i hv broken dis taboo.... After d luncheon, as i was dropping dis fren of mine, which just so happen to be a GUY!, i drove into d foyer...into d middle of it TO TOP IT OFF, n he get off from it n even go through d trouble to waves me gudbye (TALK ABOUT EMBARRASSMENT!!!!) LOLX. i can feel all those wandering eyes in d foyer with the millions thought going through their teensy tiny little mind. "ewwwww" is probably their thought.

Oh well.... 

As simon cowell say, "Terrible Terrible Terrible" or as Yong say, "chiak lat chiak lat chiak lat"

Recently, sumthing serious hv been giving me troubles. Big one. Troubles dat cause sleepless nite. Troubles dat cause lost of appetite. Troubles dat cause rapid hair lost. So, wat am i talking bout here. Well, as u guys knoe, i dun hv an english name to go by. So ive been thinking of getting myself one of those. Problem is, i dun hv any idea which. As u could probably guess, there is more than thousands n ten thousands of english name available for grab. So, why am i making a big fuss out of d name? WHY??? YOU R ACTUALLY ASKING WHY??? Ok. Here, try dis situation(For guys only). Imagine urself, few years from now, n u just got married, n u r getting it on wif ur newly wed wife. So u guys just reach d climax of d thingie n during d estacy, she scream out ur name. If ur name is sumthing glamorous, it would be fine. But imagine ur name being sumthing like Bobby, or Robert (sumhow d name sound lame to no end for me) or sumthing. NOW DAT would be a huge turn off! So now im trying to get myself a cool name for ppl to address me by. Dun get me wrong. The whole point of getting myself an english name has ntg to do wif hving sumthing for my future wife to scream out during our special bonding time, well,.....not entirely anyway........erm... anyway, just for dis, i ll set up a vote beside to let u reader(S)[should the S be there anyway???? lolx] give me ur opinion. The current name i hv in mind is Ryan (just out of habit since i DID use dat name during NS n my ns fren is still calling me by dat name till dis very day), Anthony (my Aunt who is currently staying in singapore give me dat when she came back for another aunt's funeral n we actually meet up) or Vincent (dis name sounds so FREAKING COOL! not to mention HOT, n SEXY =P)

gosh~~~rubbish ATTACK!!!!!

Im not gonna take credit for all of dis. Sum1 else did them, n i measly microsoft copy-paste it into dis blog to share wif u all my dear reader. Well, i did spend quite a lot of time trying to overcome my writer's block. N after dat, i hv to spend quite sum time again to dig dis splendid material out. So do enjoys.

Words as defined by gender.

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.

I knoe. Itz been such a freaking long time since my last post. So im gonna try my best to squeeze in as many thing as possible for u guys to "enjoy" (ya rite).

A new term. A new sem. Class has started again. Boy. I just sit from previous sem final exam last week, went kl, come back. All felt like a nite's dream. With dis, my upside down life of work + class is about to commence again. Well, basically, im taking 5 subjects dis sem. Sum interesting, most boring, one of it was stupid (stupidly GOOD). So my classes is on monday, tuesday n wednesday while i ll be working in thursday n friday. 2 days for rest n relax. Well, basically, if compared to d previous sem, where i technically hv less than 20 for myself in a week after minus d bath,eat,poop,travel, etc etc time. Not to mention, i nvr gotten more than 4 hrs sleep everyday. So, a little brief introduction to d courses im "enjoying" dis sem. 

1st up, i hv financial accounting. Itz a four hour class. Teach by an old day who dunno how to operate a computer. Btw, dis lesson wif my class is her first lesson in KDU, n itz also her first time conducting a lecture using powerpoint slides. So u can imagine wat sort of person she is...

2nd is principle of management. The lecturer is mr chong weng khai. 1 word to summarize him. Cool! Very cool. Very darn Cool! He would close all d light n start blablering out from d powerpoint slides. U can sleep in his class for all is worth. he doesnt care (2 THUMBS UP FOR MR CHONG)

3rd is intro to finance n banking. The lecturer is LP Liow. Well, 1 word to summarize her. Timid. The senang to bully type. Pity her. Ntg special in her class, but dis subject is my favourite all 5...... oh well...

4th is academic english. Lame. Stupid. Boring. I cant believe we r actually learning elementary english in college level education. On d bright side, it might to pull d overall grade up a bit.

Lastly is macroeconomics. The lecturer is Ms Helen. John Lee's relatives sumthing wat not. Her class is interesting, though d subject is pretty boring. She given us a 25 page report to write...... challeging? yeap...

Work has start as well.... More new faces.... N sumhow, everytimes, d new staff become harder n harder to mix in. Swt....

After my exam, i went on a trip to KL n savour a lot of really nice foods. After d trip, my stomach was actually screaming for me to stop gobbling down dis nice food for once n settle for sumthing plain n tasteless..... Speechless. Haha. 

Well, lately, i been getting addicted to FB's widgets. All those cutely interesting apps u can add in FB. Yeap. Im lame isnt it. But itz really nice to play wif. Haha. 

A little side note about my regular life....Ntg much has changes. Life still goes on. It sux. Yeah. No doubt about it. Everytime we r faced wif a situation, we realize we r but ntg, n humbly bow down before God to seek for His guidance. Alas, the Almighty God is always there for us. Praise the Lord. Amen. 

On sum lighter topic. Blockbuster fans should be well aware of d upcoming scenes hitting us through d silver screen. But times after times, such movie turn out to be such a dissapointment as it doesnt live up to d expectation for d die hard fan. Dis year alone, i ve watch 5 movies, all wif d same person (haha) n though they arent blockbusters or anything, they r pretty much worth watching.

So, datz all for now. Give me sum time, n i ll try to cook up sumthing nice n funny for my next post ya. Till then.