the AGE factor

Lately, i suddenly come to the realization of the age factor. In common sense, or ur layperson term, age is calculated mathematically...as in years n months. U knoe, stuff u can actually subtract or add (ok, so mayb not subtract) But i notice age can also be defined psychologically AND physically as well. Take me for example. Mathematically, im 21 turning 22. Physically, i look like 30, been mistaken as 40, feels like 50 n as useless as 60. PSYCHOLOGICALLY, im 16. Honestly, at times (MOST OF THE TIME), im downright childish, immature, n (stupid) unknowledgeable.

Mathematic factor, im not really feeling anything out of my age yet.
Physically speaking, i do notice a sharp decline compared to when i was 12. Especially my memory. I mean, my memory has gotten so bad (itz sumthing i keep stressing, just in case if eventually reach a day where i forget the fact i got bad memory, sumbody will come along n remind me n dis sumbody MIGHT be a fren, but i wont knoe) dat i can still remember i knoe a person, cept i dont knoe his name and how or when i met dat person. [More on dis later]
Psychologically can be very akward. Ok, picture dis. A bunch of 21-22 years old (wad do u call them, young adult? or plain adult?) gathering 2gether, wif each of them, acting their age, or at the very least, not making an embarassment out of themselves, n suddenly, SUDDENLY, there is one of them, apparently the most oldest looking of them all, start behaving like an immature brat ( u knoe calvin n hobbes??? sumthing similar, only nastier n bulkier [BY A WHOLE LOT!])
Datz me!

So, getting back to the memory part just now. 2day i went to queens for a sorta old frens gathering thingie. N to my suprise, i pretty much remember all of them. But the thing is, while we r gathering, i bump into dis old fren (at least i think he is) n we started saying hi n talk a bit. Here's the thing. I remember the fact i knoe dis guy. Deep down inside, instintively, i knoe dat he is a fren of mine. Only teensy tiny little flaw being, i cant remember his name. Or when i knoe him. Or where i knoe him. The gang i was hanging out wif ask me who was he after dat n i answer them; (wif upmost sincerity n honesty) "No idea."

If u r sharing the same problem as me, feel free to talk to me about it, n mayb we can share sum intimate insight 2gether, granted, we wont remember a thing bout it the next day, but hey, when we bump into each other outside next time, even though we wont remember anything, but deep inside our consciousness, we WILL knoe dat we once shared a deep feeling. A feeling so sacred dat, despite not knowing anything, we will giv each other high fives while saying; "Who r u again?"

The fun of college....NOT!!!!

So my college life is starting....AGAIN!!!! WTH man. Cant a "teenager" enjoy his life properly without getting showered wif assignments n exams every so often anymore!!?? Sigh. Dis sem i hv erm, 2 subjects. Monday afternoon class. Tuesday nite class. Wednesday whole freaking day class. Ok, not exactly WHOLE day, but itz still 1pm to 8.30pm. zzzzzz. Wif only half hour break between 5 to 5.30.... zzzzzzz. Stupid college!

Anyway, few days back, i hv to resit one of my final paper again, Company Law, coz sum bitch (dun bother bout it, coz believe u me, she deserve it) report that the paper has leak questions (erm, presumbably wif answer as well???). Actual fact is, dis particular gal got caught copying in the finals. So she isnt all too happy bout it. N boom. Everyone has to suffer for it. To make matter worse, the resit paper is set by another lecturer, which means, completely new stuff to study. Wif only 4 days to study. The exam was tough like hell. So all i can say now is, im screwed....Big time! By dat bitch! RAWR!!!!

Penangites! Unite! Show the world your kiasu-ness!!! Those are the words dat run through my mind all the while after wad happen a few days back. Recently, New York Times published an article recommending 44 tourist spots dat ppl MUST visit during the holiday. Acoording to New York Times published ranking, penang was ranked 22nd. But the word was spread within minutes to all the penangites through all available means such as facebook, msn, telephone, email, sms, mms, watever u can think off (LOLX) n within hours, penang was already top 10. Within a day, top 5. After 2 days, penang has already secured the 2nd spot n even made headline in the Star newspaper. Lo n behold! The power of penangites. Even though the newpaper gave sum pretty "flowery" languange to describe the "sheer-awesome-ness" of penangites unity but u knoe as well as i do dat dis is ntg more than gibberish. Letz just face the fact (n for once, be proud of it) n admit that penangites are just so "kiasu"!

One last complain. Does anybody ever stop a while n think wad is becoming of dis world? Seriously, if u ask me, i think the world we r living in now is pretty much messed up, aka, screwed! I mean, come one, d other day, i was shopping in qbm (well, not much of a shopping, more like windows shopping) n i went into espirit. I saw a long jeans, pretty much plain n everything, dark blue in colour n it was rm219! But honestly, as a designer brand, i guess dat price isnt really dat big of deal. But then, i saw dis nice looking (i swear it look pretty much harmless too!) short jeans. So i was like "hey, dis is EXACTLY sumthing im looking for!" Then i took up the price tag n guess wad!? [my eyeballs almost went tumbling out eye sockets n roll away in horror!] the price was rm299!!!!! I was like WTH!!!!! A SHORT JEANS IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A LONG JEANS!!!??? Where is the logic in dat???? If dis is not a messed up world, then i dun hv any other explanation for DAT atrocity!

Cake oh cake, Y r u so hard to eat?

2day sumthing "bad" happen to me.... Ok, so it isnt all DAT bad, bt anyway, i accidentally cut myself up (ok, datz a bit too much, even though itz more likely only a scratch) wif a butter knife.

So how did it all happen??? So, i woke up in the middle of the afternoon, feeling all hungry n stuff, wandering in the kitchen, n stumble upon a *GOSH* chocolate cake in the fridge. Itz the type of sponge cake wif a layer of chocolate "shell" on top. So i thought, ok, ill take the cake out, cut it(wif a butter knife), n eat it. WAD A BIG MISTAKE. The smarter reader should hv notice by now n smirking n grinning endlessly while thinking "cutting it wif butter knife?? wad a moron!" Turns out dat the chocolate "shell" topping on top the cake wad harder than i thought, n when i tried to cut it wif the butter knife, the knife sorta slip pass the shell n graze my finger. It never occured to me dat the chocolate layer was so tough after spending a nite inside the refrigerator. Otherwise i would hv opted cutting it wif a chainsaw instead.

Wad done is done. In the end, i thought i was never going to be able to cut the cake n i would hv to starve to death, but then, just then (give credit to me for dis brilliant idea) i thought of, why not?, to just eat the cake. Straight like dis. Y bother cutting. So i sink my tooth into the cake, n hey, i manage to bite on it.

So all well ends well. I dun hv to starve. The cake get eaten. Everybody happy, cept my finger n a 1cm long n 0.5mm deep scratch. LOLX

2009~ Another Year, Another beginning

OMG OMG OMG! Has it been long, or wad? =.="

*long silence for punchline*

Ok, i knoe, so im sorry, if at all, any1, who is reading my blog. Haha. Anyway, itz another new year. Dis year we r in 2009, so letz all say gudbye to year 2008. Itz been nice knowing u n stuff. Do come back n visit us every so often (if dat could happen, i can fly n turn water into wine) [HEY, it actually rhyme!]

B4 i made dis post, i actually did sum "research" n took sum note for refence on how other blogger did their new year post, n i realise, almost all of them summarise datz itz been a year full of ups n downs. N it make me wonder, does any1 actually get a nice year round full of ups??? Or unluckly suffered the year with nothing but downs??? As for me, personally, i think my life has been in a sumwad confusing state. I dunno if wad im going through is even gud or bad anymore.

But enuf of the serious talk. After all, 2008 is already over, so i wanna recap wad i did, or "achieve" dis year round.

• Skipping class (yes)
• Sleeping during lecture (yes)
• Fallen sick (yes)
• Hallucinate (yes)
• Daydream (yes yes yes yes yes)
• Freak out (yes [stupid cockroaches!]
• Staying out till 6am in the morning (YES!)
• Sleep for more than 16 hours a day (yes)
• Hurt sum1 (yes, n im sorry)
• Being hurt(yes, n i forgive u for everything)
• Involved in an accident (yes)
• Strike lottery (i wish =P)
• Being mistaken as uncle (i wanna say no, but who am i fooling o.0)
• Not paying attention when sum1 is talking (yes, lotz of time)
• Ignore orders (yes)
• Break the rule (yes, but traffic ones only)
• Ate more than i need to (yes, tons of it)
• Being plain stupid (all the times, yes)
• Being smart (yes, on certain occasion.....i hope....)
• Being retarded (depending on individuals, yes)

So, over n all, has it been a gud or bad year for me?? u be the judge....

On another note, i have a few resolution to made in this new year. Firstly, i wanna start my "super duper tummy shrinking project". Wad i suggested to myself is, i ll eat 1 meal less every alternate day, n on the day dat i eat full 3 meal a day, i ll exercise. Sound stupid huh?? Yeah, me too. Lolx. Anyway, another resolution i made is dat i will try to remember people's name, for at least 3 month. U might me frowning at how great EXCATLY, is dis resolution. Well i can tell u, itz VERY. As i have a guy brain, which tend to forget details such as birthdates, telephone numbers, n especially names, althought it has no trouble watsoever remembering junks such as everys single characters n their special ability in watever games or shows i m deeply into. My 3rd resolution is dat, i hope i can begin to update my blog more actively again...lolx

Well, holidays is gonna end for me, n itz back to the boring college life. Itz gonna be a hectic semester...sigh.... On the bright note, chinese new years is just 3 weeks away. On the darker note, my exam is RIGHT after chinese new year. It really make me curious as to which "GENIUS" actually set dis timetable. As we all knoe, chinese new year is supposed to be sumthing to be happy about. I mean, we will be receiving money after all ^.^, so who SHOULDNT be happy??? (parents excluded) But wif the stupid exam right after it, how can WE, the students, actually enjoy the long awaited, highly meaningful, extremely profitable not to mention traditional holiday! Gosh! Shame on them.

Ok, anyway, itz the end of the highly "anticipated"(as IF)[boooo] new year post. So, letz look forward to next week's post k. ^.^ College is starting after all.