the AGE factor

Lately, i suddenly come to the realization of the age factor. In common sense, or ur layperson term, age is calculated mathematically...as in years n months. U knoe, stuff u can actually subtract or add (ok, so mayb not subtract) But i notice age can also be defined psychologically AND physically as well. Take me for example. Mathematically, im 21 turning 22. Physically, i look like 30, been mistaken as 40, feels like 50 n as useless as 60. PSYCHOLOGICALLY, im 16. Honestly, at times (MOST OF THE TIME), im downright childish, immature, n (stupid) unknowledgeable.

Mathematic factor, im not really feeling anything out of my age yet.
Physically speaking, i do notice a sharp decline compared to when i was 12. Especially my memory. I mean, my memory has gotten so bad (itz sumthing i keep stressing, just in case if eventually reach a day where i forget the fact i got bad memory, sumbody will come along n remind me n dis sumbody MIGHT be a fren, but i wont knoe) dat i can still remember i knoe a person, cept i dont knoe his name and how or when i met dat person. [More on dis later]
Psychologically can be very akward. Ok, picture dis. A bunch of 21-22 years old (wad do u call them, young adult? or plain adult?) gathering 2gether, wif each of them, acting their age, or at the very least, not making an embarassment out of themselves, n suddenly, SUDDENLY, there is one of them, apparently the most oldest looking of them all, start behaving like an immature brat ( u knoe calvin n hobbes??? sumthing similar, only nastier n bulkier [BY A WHOLE LOT!])
Datz me!

So, getting back to the memory part just now. 2day i went to queens for a sorta old frens gathering thingie. N to my suprise, i pretty much remember all of them. But the thing is, while we r gathering, i bump into dis old fren (at least i think he is) n we started saying hi n talk a bit. Here's the thing. I remember the fact i knoe dis guy. Deep down inside, instintively, i knoe dat he is a fren of mine. Only teensy tiny little flaw being, i cant remember his name. Or when i knoe him. Or where i knoe him. The gang i was hanging out wif ask me who was he after dat n i answer them; (wif upmost sincerity n honesty) "No idea."

If u r sharing the same problem as me, feel free to talk to me about it, n mayb we can share sum intimate insight 2gether, granted, we wont remember a thing bout it the next day, but hey, when we bump into each other outside next time, even though we wont remember anything, but deep inside our consciousness, we WILL knoe dat we once shared a deep feeling. A feeling so sacred dat, despite not knowing anything, we will giv each other high fives while saying; "Who r u again?"

The fun of college....NOT!!!!

So my college life is starting....AGAIN!!!! WTH man. Cant a "teenager" enjoy his life properly without getting showered wif assignments n exams every so often anymore!!?? Sigh. Dis sem i hv erm, 2 subjects. Monday afternoon class. Tuesday nite class. Wednesday whole freaking day class. Ok, not exactly WHOLE day, but itz still 1pm to 8.30pm. zzzzzz. Wif only half hour break between 5 to 5.30.... zzzzzzz. Stupid college!

Anyway, few days back, i hv to resit one of my final paper again, Company Law, coz sum bitch (dun bother bout it, coz believe u me, she deserve it) report that the paper has leak questions (erm, presumbably wif answer as well???). Actual fact is, dis particular gal got caught copying in the finals. So she isnt all too happy bout it. N boom. Everyone has to suffer for it. To make matter worse, the resit paper is set by another lecturer, which means, completely new stuff to study. Wif only 4 days to study. The exam was tough like hell. So all i can say now is, im screwed....Big time! By dat bitch! RAWR!!!!

Penangites! Unite! Show the world your kiasu-ness!!! Those are the words dat run through my mind all the while after wad happen a few days back. Recently, New York Times published an article recommending 44 tourist spots dat ppl MUST visit during the holiday. Acoording to New York Times published ranking, penang was ranked 22nd. But the word was spread within minutes to all the penangites through all available means such as facebook, msn, telephone, email, sms, mms, watever u can think off (LOLX) n within hours, penang was already top 10. Within a day, top 5. After 2 days, penang has already secured the 2nd spot n even made headline in the Star newspaper. Lo n behold! The power of penangites. Even though the newpaper gave sum pretty "flowery" languange to describe the "sheer-awesome-ness" of penangites unity but u knoe as well as i do dat dis is ntg more than gibberish. Letz just face the fact (n for once, be proud of it) n admit that penangites are just so "kiasu"!

One last complain. Does anybody ever stop a while n think wad is becoming of dis world? Seriously, if u ask me, i think the world we r living in now is pretty much messed up, aka, screwed! I mean, come one, d other day, i was shopping in qbm (well, not much of a shopping, more like windows shopping) n i went into espirit. I saw a long jeans, pretty much plain n everything, dark blue in colour n it was rm219! But honestly, as a designer brand, i guess dat price isnt really dat big of deal. But then, i saw dis nice looking (i swear it look pretty much harmless too!) short jeans. So i was like "hey, dis is EXACTLY sumthing im looking for!" Then i took up the price tag n guess wad!? [my eyeballs almost went tumbling out eye sockets n roll away in horror!] the price was rm299!!!!! I was like WTH!!!!! A SHORT JEANS IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A LONG JEANS!!!??? Where is the logic in dat???? If dis is not a messed up world, then i dun hv any other explanation for DAT atrocity!

Cake oh cake, Y r u so hard to eat?

2day sumthing "bad" happen to me.... Ok, so it isnt all DAT bad, bt anyway, i accidentally cut myself up (ok, datz a bit too much, even though itz more likely only a scratch) wif a butter knife.

So how did it all happen??? So, i woke up in the middle of the afternoon, feeling all hungry n stuff, wandering in the kitchen, n stumble upon a *GOSH* chocolate cake in the fridge. Itz the type of sponge cake wif a layer of chocolate "shell" on top. So i thought, ok, ill take the cake out, cut it(wif a butter knife), n eat it. WAD A BIG MISTAKE. The smarter reader should hv notice by now n smirking n grinning endlessly while thinking "cutting it wif butter knife?? wad a moron!" Turns out dat the chocolate "shell" topping on top the cake wad harder than i thought, n when i tried to cut it wif the butter knife, the knife sorta slip pass the shell n graze my finger. It never occured to me dat the chocolate layer was so tough after spending a nite inside the refrigerator. Otherwise i would hv opted cutting it wif a chainsaw instead.

Wad done is done. In the end, i thought i was never going to be able to cut the cake n i would hv to starve to death, but then, just then (give credit to me for dis brilliant idea) i thought of, why not?, to just eat the cake. Straight like dis. Y bother cutting. So i sink my tooth into the cake, n hey, i manage to bite on it.

So all well ends well. I dun hv to starve. The cake get eaten. Everybody happy, cept my finger n a 1cm long n 0.5mm deep scratch. LOLX

2009~ Another Year, Another beginning

OMG OMG OMG! Has it been long, or wad? =.="

*long silence for punchline*

Ok, i knoe, so im sorry, if at all, any1, who is reading my blog. Haha. Anyway, itz another new year. Dis year we r in 2009, so letz all say gudbye to year 2008. Itz been nice knowing u n stuff. Do come back n visit us every so often (if dat could happen, i can fly n turn water into wine) [HEY, it actually rhyme!]

B4 i made dis post, i actually did sum "research" n took sum note for refence on how other blogger did their new year post, n i realise, almost all of them summarise datz itz been a year full of ups n downs. N it make me wonder, does any1 actually get a nice year round full of ups??? Or unluckly suffered the year with nothing but downs??? As for me, personally, i think my life has been in a sumwad confusing state. I dunno if wad im going through is even gud or bad anymore.

But enuf of the serious talk. After all, 2008 is already over, so i wanna recap wad i did, or "achieve" dis year round.

• Skipping class (yes)
• Sleeping during lecture (yes)
• Fallen sick (yes)
• Hallucinate (yes)
• Daydream (yes yes yes yes yes)
• Freak out (yes [stupid cockroaches!]
• Staying out till 6am in the morning (YES!)
• Sleep for more than 16 hours a day (yes)
• Hurt sum1 (yes, n im sorry)
• Being hurt(yes, n i forgive u for everything)
• Involved in an accident (yes)
• Strike lottery (i wish =P)
• Being mistaken as uncle (i wanna say no, but who am i fooling o.0)
• Not paying attention when sum1 is talking (yes, lotz of time)
• Ignore orders (yes)
• Break the rule (yes, but traffic ones only)
• Ate more than i need to (yes, tons of it)
• Being plain stupid (all the times, yes)
• Being smart (yes, on certain occasion.....i hope....)
• Being retarded (depending on individuals, yes)

So, over n all, has it been a gud or bad year for me?? u be the judge....

On another note, i have a few resolution to made in this new year. Firstly, i wanna start my "super duper tummy shrinking project". Wad i suggested to myself is, i ll eat 1 meal less every alternate day, n on the day dat i eat full 3 meal a day, i ll exercise. Sound stupid huh?? Yeah, me too. Lolx. Anyway, another resolution i made is dat i will try to remember people's name, for at least 3 month. U might me frowning at how great EXCATLY, is dis resolution. Well i can tell u, itz VERY. As i have a guy brain, which tend to forget details such as birthdates, telephone numbers, n especially names, althought it has no trouble watsoever remembering junks such as everys single characters n their special ability in watever games or shows i m deeply into. My 3rd resolution is dat, i hope i can begin to update my blog more actively again...lolx

Well, holidays is gonna end for me, n itz back to the boring college life. Itz gonna be a hectic semester...sigh.... On the bright note, chinese new years is just 3 weeks away. On the darker note, my exam is RIGHT after chinese new year. It really make me curious as to which "GENIUS" actually set dis timetable. As we all knoe, chinese new year is supposed to be sumthing to be happy about. I mean, we will be receiving money after all ^.^, so who SHOULDNT be happy??? (parents excluded) But wif the stupid exam right after it, how can WE, the students, actually enjoy the long awaited, highly meaningful, extremely profitable not to mention traditional holiday! Gosh! Shame on them.

Ok, anyway, itz the end of the highly "anticipated"(as IF)[boooo] new year post. So, letz look forward to next week's post k. ^.^ College is starting after all.

Male testosterone. A Disaster???

A few days ago, i was driving to college. There was a motorcycle in front of me, just riding slowly n politely. Then out of nowhere, a motorcycle was serving across every available lanes, zooming n dashing n slashing through traffic. In response, the motorcycle in front of me start to roar up his engine n cutting n slashing around d heavy traffic too.

I thought to myself, Guys! But who am i kidding, each n every1 of us guys out there do dat too. Call it a territorial urge. Call it dominance spirit. Call it egoistical behavior. Call it watever u wan. But the fact is, guys cant help it. Itz bcoz of their testosterone level, -which is usually way higher than females, which just explain y gal dun act like a jerk the way guys does,- is acting up.

Even i find myself occasionally in such situation. I would be driving at 65 at a 70 speed limit area on d right lane, n out of nowhere, a car, coming at roughly 80-90kmph will try to overtake me through d left lane. HAR! Not in a million year. I will imediately start accelerating n before we (me n d other jerk [okok, we both r jerks]) would be doing a 100kmph per hour just to make sure one doesnt get to go in front of d other. D scary thing is, dis can be happening right on a congested street, during rush hour, n while we both doing "graceful" maneuvers wif our cars even if it is a tiny little nuclear powered kancil, we sumhow will be able to keep gesturing unfriendly hand signal (=.=) to each other, while both our hand on the steering wheel even, bcoz u knoe as well as i do, dat there is no stronger force than a male showing his manliness on a busy street, even if his mate is sitting besides him think itz completely stupid, reckless, dangerous n idiotic, bcoz dis mate happen to be a female. Guy male will cheer each on, while giving encouraging support. "SOHAI!!!!" would be their exact remark.

Signboard War, Traffic Light Overgrowth and Dysfuntional Government

The pearl of the orient. The food paradise. Wat else?? Penang used to be a great place. Well, it is STILL a great place, just not as great. Penang distinctive feature used to be food. There is hawker stall everywhere, n i mean it.... EVERYWHERE. Nowadays, the only thing dat u can find anywhere here in penang is, signboard, promoting certain sumthing, or telling where u can get sumthing, or just a plain meaningless signboard. Whether big or small, it is just everywhere. In all shapes, n all sizes. Honestly, im beginning to wonder wad does dis signboard actually do, beside wasting space and being an eyesore dat is...

The 2nd things dat is appearing unnecessary all over penang is traffic light. It is ALMOST impossible to get through a straight stretch of road without being stop by another traffic light. I knoe i ve whining bout dis b4, but seriously, it sux. I mean it. U patiently wait for 1 traffic light to turn green, just to realise as soon as u move, there is another traffic light! N conveniently, dis 2nd traffic light, is RED!!! WTH IS DAT!!!!??? There is traffic light aparts every few meters. There is traffic light in a big junction. There is traffic light in tiny little junction. There is traffic light in the middle of a hill. For all u knoe, sooner or later, there will be traffic light in front of every houses!

Wat is dis all about?? o.0

Recently, i just came back from a very very high place. Around few thousand feets above sea lvl. A casino cum themepark resort in the middle of nowhere on top of a mountain. Yup, im talking bout genting. Actually, dis has been my 2nd visit dis year around, lolx. So basically, there isnt anything special anymore. Dis time around, i tried wad i did get to try out on my earlier visit. Then, went kl. Dis sum shopping. Lotz of shopping as the matter of fact. Haha. Anyway, life hv been on the slow side at late. Namely, i m usually just at home all the time. Other than helping my dad, im pretty much sitting at home doing nothing. Not dat i cant go out. I was asked to go out pretty frequently. But i turn down all of it. Y? Coz i prefer rotting at home mayb?? Anyway, the last sunday, which was yesterday, i did went out (after so long. lolx) to go bj. I wanted to reformat my com. Erm, actually, i NEED to reformat my com after sum careless mistakes (due to being extra lazy from all the rotting) n i accidentally delete a few....several infact, of sum critical windows files. So, there u hv it, my com wouldnt even run properly.
So i go out wif my fren, get the xp boot disc i needed. It was windows xp sp3. Big mistake. BIG DARN MISTAKES. Turns out dat xp sp3 is very VERY HIGHLY unstable. So, a lot of my shit was unsable, namely, my MSN(WLM), YM, SKYPE, SAFARI and even the codecs is operating funny. So yeah, technically, all my messenger programs is down atm. Good shit, huh??

Well aside from yesterday, im pretty much rooted at home.

Topic for 2day is Customer VS Girlfriend
Dis topic struck to me, like a sudden occurence, while i was, as u hv guess it, pretty much laying down on my bed lifelessly. As we proceed further, we will discuss several issues dat deal with customers and girlfriend, and we can notice dat, HEY!, they r similar down to a certain aspect. So without further ado, i present u......

Customer VS Girlfriend
Round 1
Customer complains a lot. So does girlfriend. Both of them complain about every little things. The different is, customer could only complain as long as u r still in ur working hours. Girlfriend, on the other hand, complain all the time, 24/7, without stopping. Customer complain on wat u arent doing rite. Girlfriend, well, pretty much, they just complain. Also, you are PAID to handle a customer's complain correctly. If your girlfriend is complaning, then u r PAYING for wat u didnt do correctly.
Round 2
Customer is always right. Girlfriend is always right too. Ntg much can be said of this. You are the loser here no matter wat. So just suck it up.
Round 3
You can date your customer, or ur customer's sister, or best friend, or if ur customer is a guy, u can try to make a move on his gf, or daughter, or partner, or even his wife (providing u r dat much of a scumbag). On the other hand, you ARE dating ur girlfriend. N if u try to pull any moves on her sister, or best friend, or pretty anybody else dat is associated wif her, then u r doom.
Round 4
Customer gives you sales, which in return, gives u money. Girlfriend, on the other hand, go to a sales to spend UR money.
Round 5
Lastly, if you screw(scold) ur customer, u r as good as dead meat. If you screw your girlfriend, well, i ll leave dat to ur imagination =P

Electricity ~tiny little cute particles dat power up all our stuff~

Yesterday has to be one the list of wat i would call a bad day! No electricity in my hse, THREE FREAKING TIMES IN A DAY!!!! The first 2 was still bearable (NOT!) since it only lasted around 1 hour to 1 half hour. The 3rd, n last (IT BETTER BE!) started at 9.30 n went on all the way till 3am! Talk about suffocating urself in a dark n damp room. At any rate, it isnt any sort of experience i wanna go through ever again!

However, there is gud news.... Dat is, my exam is FINALLY OVER!!!! BANZAI! weeeeeeee. N so"bye bye" to the studious days (AS IF >.<) for a few weeks, before "hello" to college life again (=.=") Oh well, time to enjoy enjoy enjoy~~~~~ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Im back, Im back, n .....Im gone???

Omg, to all my faithful reader!!!! ( as if >.<) sorry for not blogging so long. hahaha. Coz i was very darn busy (rolling on the bed and bark) from stuff (wandering aimlessly trying to remember wat i ve forgotten) But nevertheless, IM BACK!!!!! Well, there is a lot to really recap and thankfully, i made a note to record all interesting down just to make sure i wont forget ........ [HEY. I could remember i have save it here]...... Oopss.... >.<

But fear not, i will use my upmost possible memory power to uncover every interesting dat happen during the past month........

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Erm, so would u prefer nonsense dat i come up wif last minute.... or would u prefer i just end dis wif a thx u?? =.="

Haha. Just joking. So during the past month, i had, sleep, eat, and poop as usual. U knoe.. i feel im getting older. Not like ur average getting older year by year thingie. Personally, i think age is catching up. Methaphorically speaking, age is driving the bugatti veron wif enuf horse power to put trail of flame where ever it passes by while im driving a cart powered by 1 horse which stop so frequently to poop, JUST LIKE ME!!! So yeah, im like, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, n there is goes. Everyyear, i feel like i hv gotten older by 5 freaking years! My memory gotten so bad, i sumtimes almost forgotten wat people name is. They would come to me n tell me their name. 5 minutes later, my fren come n when im suppose to introduce dis new guy to my fren, i will just say, dis is blah!

On the positive side of it, whenever i forget stuff, i can blame it all on the age factor.

My fren : " u forget my stuff again u @#$%^&* worthless idiot"

Me         : " u cant blame me. im old (saying half-heartedly)"

My fren : " u r the same age as me u @#$%^&* n more #$%^&* moron"

(yea, my fren uses @#$%^&* very often. u should c them saying EXACTLY DAT, right down to the asterik[*], in person!)

Me         : "biologically, im 21, but deep inside, im already 60"

My fren : "@#$%^&*"

Mayb next time i should say, buy me a bugatti veron to catch back my age >.< lame =".=">

Ok, on another note, i just had yet another last day working in Borders. Dat make it strike 3.... My 3rd last days in borders.... Heck, i walk in n out there so often, dat if i receive a farewell gift from every staff everytime i stop working, i would hv enuf junk to fill up my room. Not like i havent enuf rubbish to make my room look worse than a land fill. Wat i really miss, was the free starbuck drink i get when i stop for the first time. I felt like going up to them n say, "ladies, itz my last days (again). m i getting another free drink?? ^^" But dat is so cheapskate. lolx.

Another thing, i just had my macroecon presentation d other day. It was a FORMAL presentation. N every1 was required to wear FORMAL. Ok, so i put on my best shirt, my best slack........ (be prepared to laugh ur ass off) n my best sports shoes ...well technically, itz my ONLY pair of sports shoes, which should mean itz my best as well, no?? If u dunno just how ridiculous it look to be wearing a formal shirt n formal slack wif a pair of sports shoes on, just trying looking into a mirror. DATZ HOW RIDICULOUS IT IS!!!! LOLX. Of coz, dis only appy to guy. Gal, is born wif natural sense of fashion, they cant look ridiculous their entire life even if they die trying. Anyway, my group was sort of like the clown of the day. N im not talking about the attire only. Our presentation itself was a disaster. A good disaster dat is =)

N now, may i have ur attention for a moment. If u would kindly look to the right side panel, where there is sum poll going on. As u can c, my faithful reader has spoken. N they hv agree on me using the name anthony! Sorry vincent. U sound really cool. Honest. I ll try to be more cool next time k. N ryan, no heart feeling. To celebrate such event, i will first, change the name displayed in dis blog into anthony! WEEEHOOOO!!!!!!

Last but not least, i would like to share wif u guys (YES, only the guys.) 3 simple tips on fixing stuff in ur house.

1. if electronic gadgets stop functioning properly, or stop functioning at all, bang on it...HARD... as the matter of fact, just keep banging on it until sumthing start working again. Escalate slowly. Use ur hand first. Then mayb a magazine, or a dictionary. Sledgehammer too, if nessesary.

2. falling pieces?? no problem. duct tape is ur answer. 

Person a : "hey, sumthing is falling apart up there"

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*. Sticking a duct tape over it. 

You          :"there u go"

Person b : "itz still crumbling"

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrp* Sticking another duct tape over it, preferbably longer one

You         :"done"

As a matter of fact, a lot of thing can be fix wif duct tape.

3. If step 1 n 2 doesnt work, drop off ur stinking, digusting n oversized manly ego, pick up the darn phone, n call for specialist!

Ok, so here u go. I ll be back for more, after i finish my exam. *wink wink*

Everything retro!!

Another long break from blogging! Lolx! haha. Ntg much had happened anyway. Till recently dat is. Lately im obsessed wif sleeping. Passionate in retro stuff. Addicted to my new phone (XD). Like ice cream (OMG). N interested in studying (Only certain times). Erm, so watz d different. Interested means im only beginning to develop interest on dat thing. Like means im fond of it. Addicted means i like it a lot. Passionate means im deeply addicted to it. Obsessed is passion wif a twist (in other word, psycho!) I found myself sleeping at any possible time. Im not at school, not working, no studying, not in front of my com, I ll be sleeping. Which for d last few days, i ve been doing very VERY frequently. Lolx! Regarding d retro stuff. Well, nowadays, i m being drown in all stuff retro. Listening to bee gees ( AH AH AH AH Staying alive, Staying alive =P), uhm, playing pacman, super mario n tetris. Watching power ranger, ultraman, masked rider, mickey mse, black n white movie (they r rather cool actually). 

Well, d bee gees song arent really dat much weird. They r quite funky, to a certain degree.  But pacman??? Well, wif all due respect, i seriously dun c d point, of a yellow bodyless man, running around i darkened maze, muching on "magic pills" wif d same weird retro music playing on every stage, getting chase by colourful ghosts. But i wont deny d fact it is kind of cute looking at d yellow guy muching on pills n chasing d ghost back after it has eaten d larger pills. Haha. About mario....well, i nvr knoe stepping on turtle actually kills it! N dat venus flytrap grow inside our pvc pipes. Next time u walk pass a pvc pipes, be careful, u nvr knoe if a venus flytrap will spring out n swallow u whole! Well, about all those kiddies series, like power ranger, ultraman n masked rider.....itz ridiculous. I mean, itz ridiculous, n stupid, but yet interestingly funny. I kinda wonder, how come ultraman's most powerful attack always ALWAYS nvr work on d beginning of d show. It either misses by a hair strand (the monster r unsually lucky) or it just doesnt hv any effect (even if d opponent is a giant toufu). Nearing d end of d show, when ultraman is at its weakest, its finishing moves ALWAYS work (even if d opponent is a chunk of reinforced titanium aloi, itz get smithereen into oblivion) About power rangers.... itz rather weird how most of d times, the opponent seem to be shooting ntg but d floor, but sumhow d rangers keep getting damaged! (bouncing attack perhaps???) N itz still a question, y d opponent nvr attack d rangers when they r transforming or posing. I mean, they R d bad guys. No point playing fair isnt it. I say hit them at their weakest! (oh yeah!) But they nvr do. Guess they arent dat bright after all.

Ok, enuf of dat. A few days ago, i walk pass a cd store. There was a cd in which d cover was featuring lee hom, SHE n jolin tsai. I grab d cd excitedly while exclaiming lee hom lee hom. My fren gave me d weirdest look ever. N say, u r a guy, n u got excited at lee hom when SHE n jolin tsai is featured in d same cover. LOLX!  

Actually i was kinda worried of my attachment to lee hom. So i went home n did a little test. I look at d picture of my sweetheart.........,

Jesicca Alba. N there was a reaction! (yay)

LOLX =P Dear, if u r reading dis, IM TOTALLY KIDDING!!!! But i can assure u im totally straight!

HA~HA~HAA~HAAAA~~~~CHIUUUUUU~~~~ (wat, u thought i was laufing??? lolx =p)

Just a short post dis time around... zzzz. I caught flu... AGAIN! Lolx. N it make me realize 1 thing. Everytime i dun get enuf sleep, i get flu. The more sleep i lack, d worse d flu will be. Lolx. No wonder i been sneezing my way through high school. I NVR get any enuf sleep back then. Hahaha. Well, datz all for 2day. Lolx. Short leh. =P

Wat is dis???? Lolx. haha

Recently, im getting old....Im not just saying those year by year aging. I mean old, as in OLD!!!! Lately, i seem to be tired all d time. Not to mention i get worn out easily. Then my body joints n muscles seem to ache occasionally. To top it off, my memory just got WORST! Those of u who hv knoe me long enuf should well knoe dat my memory sux, now it just got even terrible.... LOLX! So watz next??? White hair?? (datz pretty cool actually =P save me d money of actually bleaching it in a saloon. hahaha) Last time i can easily stay up late into d nite or just sleep for a measly few hours every day, but now, i seem to be sleepy at every possible chances (at home, in d car etc etc) n even at every not possible chances (in d class, at work etc etc LOLX!!!!) Right at dis very moment of me typing dis blog, i can feel my body cell just aged a good few years older.... haihz...

On another side note, 2day i went to lunch wif a fren. So, here's the thing. I m a frequent foyer hugger. So i can c usually dat ppl who actually drive into d foyer to drop ppl r :

a) BF dropping GF

b) Parent dropping daughter/son

If itz guy dropping guys, they NVR, NEVER EVER drive into d foyer. Probably it is an unwritten law, or taboo dat is practise throughout d world by d guys, for d guys. But 2day, i hv broken dis taboo.... After d luncheon, as i was dropping dis fren of mine, which just so happen to be a GUY!, i drove into d foyer...into d middle of it TO TOP IT OFF, n he get off from it n even go through d trouble to waves me gudbye (TALK ABOUT EMBARRASSMENT!!!!) LOLX. i can feel all those wandering eyes in d foyer with the millions thought going through their teensy tiny little mind. "ewwwww" is probably their thought.

Oh well.... 

As simon cowell say, "Terrible Terrible Terrible" or as Yong say, "chiak lat chiak lat chiak lat"

Recently, sumthing serious hv been giving me troubles. Big one. Troubles dat cause sleepless nite. Troubles dat cause lost of appetite. Troubles dat cause rapid hair lost. So, wat am i talking bout here. Well, as u guys knoe, i dun hv an english name to go by. So ive been thinking of getting myself one of those. Problem is, i dun hv any idea which. As u could probably guess, there is more than thousands n ten thousands of english name available for grab. So, why am i making a big fuss out of d name? WHY??? YOU R ACTUALLY ASKING WHY??? Ok. Here, try dis situation(For guys only). Imagine urself, few years from now, n u just got married, n u r getting it on wif ur newly wed wife. So u guys just reach d climax of d thingie n during d estacy, she scream out ur name. If ur name is sumthing glamorous, it would be fine. But imagine ur name being sumthing like Bobby, or Robert (sumhow d name sound lame to no end for me) or sumthing. NOW DAT would be a huge turn off! So now im trying to get myself a cool name for ppl to address me by. Dun get me wrong. The whole point of getting myself an english name has ntg to do wif hving sumthing for my future wife to scream out during our special bonding time, well,.....not entirely anyway........erm... anyway, just for dis, i ll set up a vote beside to let u reader(S)[should the S be there anyway???? lolx] give me ur opinion. The current name i hv in mind is Ryan (just out of habit since i DID use dat name during NS n my ns fren is still calling me by dat name till dis very day), Anthony (my Aunt who is currently staying in singapore give me dat when she came back for another aunt's funeral n we actually meet up) or Vincent (dis name sounds so FREAKING COOL! not to mention HOT, n SEXY =P)

gosh~~~rubbish ATTACK!!!!!

Im not gonna take credit for all of dis. Sum1 else did them, n i measly microsoft copy-paste it into dis blog to share wif u all my dear reader. Well, i did spend quite a lot of time trying to overcome my writer's block. N after dat, i hv to spend quite sum time again to dig dis splendid material out. So do enjoys.

Words as defined by gender.

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.

I knoe. Itz been such a freaking long time since my last post. So im gonna try my best to squeeze in as many thing as possible for u guys to "enjoy" (ya rite).

A new term. A new sem. Class has started again. Boy. I just sit from previous sem final exam last week, went kl, come back. All felt like a nite's dream. With dis, my upside down life of work + class is about to commence again. Well, basically, im taking 5 subjects dis sem. Sum interesting, most boring, one of it was stupid (stupidly GOOD). So my classes is on monday, tuesday n wednesday while i ll be working in thursday n friday. 2 days for rest n relax. Well, basically, if compared to d previous sem, where i technically hv less than 20 for myself in a week after minus d bath,eat,poop,travel, etc etc time. Not to mention, i nvr gotten more than 4 hrs sleep everyday. So, a little brief introduction to d courses im "enjoying" dis sem. 

1st up, i hv financial accounting. Itz a four hour class. Teach by an old day who dunno how to operate a computer. Btw, dis lesson wif my class is her first lesson in KDU, n itz also her first time conducting a lecture using powerpoint slides. So u can imagine wat sort of person she is...

2nd is principle of management. The lecturer is mr chong weng khai. 1 word to summarize him. Cool! Very cool. Very darn Cool! He would close all d light n start blablering out from d powerpoint slides. U can sleep in his class for all is worth. he doesnt care (2 THUMBS UP FOR MR CHONG)

3rd is intro to finance n banking. The lecturer is LP Liow. Well, 1 word to summarize her. Timid. The senang to bully type. Pity her. Ntg special in her class, but dis subject is my favourite all 5...... oh well...

4th is academic english. Lame. Stupid. Boring. I cant believe we r actually learning elementary english in college level education. On d bright side, it might to pull d overall grade up a bit.

Lastly is macroeconomics. The lecturer is Ms Helen. John Lee's relatives sumthing wat not. Her class is interesting, though d subject is pretty boring. She given us a 25 page report to write...... challeging? yeap...

Work has start as well.... More new faces.... N sumhow, everytimes, d new staff become harder n harder to mix in. Swt....

After my exam, i went on a trip to KL n savour a lot of really nice foods. After d trip, my stomach was actually screaming for me to stop gobbling down dis nice food for once n settle for sumthing plain n tasteless..... Speechless. Haha. 

Well, lately, i been getting addicted to FB's widgets. All those cutely interesting apps u can add in FB. Yeap. Im lame isnt it. But itz really nice to play wif. Haha. 

A little side note about my regular life....Ntg much has changes. Life still goes on. It sux. Yeah. No doubt about it. Everytime we r faced wif a situation, we realize we r but ntg, n humbly bow down before God to seek for His guidance. Alas, the Almighty God is always there for us. Praise the Lord. Amen. 

On sum lighter topic. Blockbuster fans should be well aware of d upcoming scenes hitting us through d silver screen. But times after times, such movie turn out to be such a dissapointment as it doesnt live up to d expectation for d die hard fan. Dis year alone, i ve watch 5 movies, all wif d same person (haha) n though they arent blockbusters or anything, they r pretty much worth watching.

So, datz all for now. Give me sum time, n i ll try to cook up sumthing nice n funny for my next post ya. Till then.