Friday, October 16, 2009

Diary of a Sleeping Fellow

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Damage Report (part 2)

One of my blog reader asked me, how come i never post any pictures up here to make my storytelling more interesting than it already is (ok, i made up d last part myself). The reason is, im not big on taking picture. Im sumtimes a narcissist and occasionally(very rarely but not completely non-existent) a cam whore but im not really into snapping photo of my private life. Heck, i hardly even have any life outside my computer. (BIG LOL) So yeah, pictures of my "life" would be pretty boring...But i ll look into dat suggestion, so mayb ur wish might just come true...in the distant future.

2day was a pretty rough days...Not because of the hectic schedule, but bcoz of the blazing and scorching hot weather. Any1 in penang should understand. Although KDU library was as chill as ever even with the mighty sun blasting half filtered heat ray straight onto earth. Y was I at KDU library?? PUH_LIZ!!! Wad else u do at library?? TO LOOK AT HOT CHICKS DUH!!! Of coz i was joking....

....or maybe i wasnt.....

.....no seriously it was a joke...

....period....like seriously....come on......period....

Ok ok..nuf of dat. Later at nite went to a restaurant (not much of a restaurant if u ask me) in Jalan Zainal Abidin that serve china cuisine specifically in the form of ramen (hand-stretched noodles). This would probably be a gud time to post some pictures of d food i've eaten but unfortunately, i didnt took any...I could post them up 2molo or mayb later in the week...But it wouldnt look as appetizing as it is supposed to be...IF u get my drift =P

Well, watever....Letz get into the main focus. Ok...my exam result...

WARNING WARNING!!! PROCEED AT YOUR OWN DISCREET*
Disclaimer's Notice
*IF U FOUND YOURSELF NOT UNDERSTANDING ANY OF THIS, READ A FEW POSTS EARLIER. IF U STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT, WORRY NOT, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU. THERE IS ONLY SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME*

Management Information System
Status : Draw (sumwad alive...but sumwad not)
Remark : Beaten hard, but came crawling back alive. Enemy forces retreat

International Business
Status : Victory
Remark : Troop fought valiantly to secure a comfortable victory

Service Marketing
Status : Victory
Remark : Enemy's confusion attack was strong, But troop fought back hard.

Operation Management
Status : Victory
Remark : Enemy step on booby traps laid. End of story xD

Malaysia Economic
Status : Victory
Remark : Annihilated enemy troop without a single trace

So there you have it! =) Till 2molo...

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Another Random Post

2day's presentation went pretty smoothly! =) Considering it was a very very VERY last minutes work, i have to say it was quite a job well done. It was raining pretty heavily dis morning which kinda seem like a bad omen n all but, oh well, everything is good! Haha..

After 2molo, i ll be posting my...erm...war result up...So, datz all for 2day ^^

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Panic! Heart Attack!! Doki doki**

OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! I keep repeating to myself as time passes by and im still stuck wif no progress on my assignment. How did i end up in dis predicament?? Well, i actually have everything prepared out nicely for my 2500 words report on toyota but after 1000words or so, i suffered from a complete brain seizure, ran out of idea, mental blockade, call it watever u want! With not much time remaining, i decided to switch my topic over to AirAsia instead as i've found lots of juicy detail to write.

The progress was pretty gud...In 3 hours, i manage to produce roughly 1500 words and i thought, "hey! how hard can dis be??" Turns out, d final 1000 words was tougher than i thought...But i'll work things out =) I always do....Even if i hv to burn midnite oil until my pants caught fire. LOL! Ok ok. Enuf for 2day...gotta go back to do more brainstorming.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Why businesses pay money to annoy TV viewer through advertisement??

Nowadays, i hardly ever watch tv shows anymore. The main reason is bcoz for most of d things i wan to watch, i prefer to watch in on my computer via download and streaming (due to legal hassles, the source wont be stated here, also a great deal of u out there already knoe how to anyway), frequenting the cinema and watching dvds that my parent brought back. So yeah, the tv channels r pretty redundant to me.

But this afternoon, i decided to watch tv for a while, just for the fun of it and i noticed sumthing very peculiar about public tv channels. Namely, it has WAY too much advertisement. I mean, seriously, why would dis ppl THINK we would even CONSIDER buying their product if all they do is ANNOY us while we r watching our FAVOURITE soap opera on TV with the ENDLESS droning of ridiculously plotted ads! I really doubt the effectiveness of TV advertisements. IN FACT, i think there is a conspiracy theory behind it and actually, it is another company that are paying those money for tv channels to air the ads of their competitor to send us to the brink of insanity just so we would never ever buy their product.

On another note, i noticed that there is rather a lot of advertisement related to female hygiene products which bring another point up to attention here. How many women actually BELIEVE this ads?? Personally, all d females i knoe doesnt. And has any1 noticed just how nonsensical those ads really are!? The demonstration fluid is ALWAYS BLUE!! I mean, heck! if any1 start secreting anything BLUE, the last thing they would want to worry about is how absorbent their pad is.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Tick Tock Tick Tock. The clock is ticking...

2day was a really slow day for me. From the moment i woke up till dis very moment, i feel as if time has stopped and was pretty aimless. Ok, just to be fair, im pretty aimless all the other days too but at least those days pass by surprisingly fast, unlike 2day. So i took time off my hectic and busy schedule (whoever said busy means doing sumthing productive is an idiot and shallow minded =P) to ponder on the meaning of life.

To begin my pondering on the meaning of life, i started with dictionary and to my amazement, the meaning to life it pretty shallow;

"the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally." - quote Random House Dictionary.com

In order to further understand the meaning of life, i tried wikipedia (when in doubt, wiki is ur best fren =) LOL) and got the following;

Life is a characteristic that distinguishes objects that have self-sustaining biological processes ("alive," "living"), from those which do not —either because such functions have ceased (death), or else because they lack such functions and are classified as "inanimate." - Wikipedia

Ok, thx a lot! So from wad i can understand, the meaning of life is, u r born. U grow up (except a few individual i personally knoe that doesnt). Reproduce (just proven the fact that reproduction[and everything that might be involved] is a vital part of life. And then die. Kinda funny how there is sooooo many things we are forced to do while we are alive arent mentioned in the meaning of life for example.....STUDYING!!!

 Oh well, life is just like dat i guess. As Dilbert has said it "If life gives u lemon, make lemonade. Unless of coz you r allergic to lemon. In which case it will be "If life gives u lemon, swell up and die!" Which in reality is wad actually happening to a majority of the world population.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Everything deserves a second chance

2day, d 1st thing in d morning, my lecturer drop d bomb by giving us 1 incredibly bad news, dat is a lot of ppl did really really really badly in d surprise exam he gave last week. Even though he has only managed to mark around half of those paper, but he came to a conclusion basically all of us did very poorly and after a discussion with the school, he decided to give a second chance of resitting for the exam again.

Ok, so i thought at least i got a chance to redeem myself. But then, during 2day lecture, he was just teaching bout those stuff dat came out during exam!!! GRRRRRR!!! How could he set question which he has nvr taught yet!!! Not like it make any different to me =P, but still, itz not fair for the others (ya rite). At least he did try to make our burden easier by providing us free notes of wad would be coming out for the resit.

So, well, basically i ll be having another exam soon....sigh....

Friday, October 9, 2009

Guys Problems...Why it is against the law to be a guy

Dunno y, but ive been feeling pretty run down lately. Tired, lethargic, moody n so on n so forth. 2day, i slept most of d day away n im feeling very refreshed now!! Haha. Now im ready to fite more challenges facing my way! Wait....my exam result coming out next week....Sigh...*dejected*

Watever! Not d 1st exam i ve went through anyway =) Well, i ve promised to make 2day post more juicer so i went browsing through random sites can came across a few pretty interesting articles. 1 of it, which was dated all d way back from Feb 27, 1991, "Testosterone was declared a controlled substance, like heroin" which was published by Group Health Cooperative of Puget Sound. I dunno about u, but when i read it my thought on it was, n here i quote, "HUH!?" So, the way i see it, itz basically against the law to be a guy. Doesnt dat means all guys are illegal(doesnt make sense to me at all)??? Doesnt dat means all the male politicians are illegal?? (ok, dis part make sense!) Although to a certain extend, i have to agree. Guy is a dangerous being, capable of illicit and dangerous behavior, the worst being;
       i. War
      ii. Do-It-Yourself Project
Due to testosterone, guys seem to have the tendency to want to fix thing themselves rather than admit to their spouse or close one they cant do anything (although it is already obviously a fact to everyone) He would had prefer to drill his own hand(which he probably would) while trying to fix sumthing himself instead of getting sum1 who is capable of fixing it as it would should how gutless he is. They cant help it. Testosterone is such dangerous substance just like how sum1 indulging in steroid or marijuana, only a lot dumber and brainless.

So the next time u c a guy, be extra careful as inside every guy is a criminal waiting to burst out. Although i wouldnt make such a big fuss out of it if i were u, since guys are (lets just face the reality here) most of the time clueless and aimless more than they are evil. So guys, just enjoy being guy. N girls, the next time u r wondering wat is d guy in ur life is thinking, be rest assured that it is absolutely nothing =)

Thursday, October 8, 2009

A Long Long Way, Another Long Long Day

Whew! Boy am i tired! Been going here n there since morning even thought i havent had much of a rest. I went out. Came back. Went out again. N just came back. Zzz. So needless to say, im freaking tired right now to the extent my eyes can barely open. No joke. LOL! So, let me off easy k guys. 2molo i ll make sure i post sumthing juicy up =). Haha

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Accomplishing The Impossible!

2day, i just did d unthinkable! D Impossible! D unimaginable! Wads d big fuss u say? IVE FORGOTTEN TO HAND IN MY ASSIGNMENT!!! N itz wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy past itz due date.... How i come to remember bout it now??? Simple. Coz a warning letter was sent to my home 2day....

Oh well, wads done is done. All i do now is hope i dun forget bout d next assignment otherwise i so screwed over it! Not to mention those weekly forum participation thingie. Sigh.... Hmmm...Datz all for 2day...kinda suffering from a mental blockade at dis moment. Will make up things for u guys wif more thrashes 2molo =) haha

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Just when u think things cant get any better, it always get better =)

As i ve said in my previous post (again n again) i have an assignment to hand in 2molo, turns out im wrong! =) Well, i can c u lotz arent suprised even d slightest. Im not suprised myself. Wif my deteriorating memory, im glad even if i remembered when im having my exam, which of coz as u guys knoe, i totally forgotten about until 2days b4 d darn thing! LOL!!

So i was rejoicing until i continue reading d email my lecturer send me, n he inform me dat class for dis week is cancelled! WOW! Just when i thought things was good, it turns out great!! Wheeeeeeeeee. So once again i found myself loitering around waiting for d deadline to hit again b4 i start doing anything. Dun blame me. Seriously, blame my mood. Just when it was about to reach home, apparently he saw d email b4 me(probably sum of those parallel dimension shits) n goof off sumwhere again.

Well, no assignments to worry about till next week. Guess dis is gonna be a pretty relaxing weekend =)

Monday, October 5, 2009

Mood oh Mood, where are you?? I need you to finish my assignment~~~

I guess the title said it all. LOL. As i ve posted in my previous post, 1 of my assignment is due dis wednesday n i ve yet to complete it...Truth be told...im still quite far from finishing it. I have all d material n points ready, just doesnt have the mood to put it into words....ZZZZ. Itz not really dat long. Just 2500-3000words. But for sum reason, it feels like my head is in the cloud n i just doesnt knoe want to do wad.

Speaking of head in the cloud, 2day afternoon, i just did 1 of d silliest thing ever. I was planning to go queensbay to settle sumthing. So I left my house n walk all d way outside to d main road junction just to realize; "What am i doing??? SHIT! I was supposed to DRIVE there!!" So i walk back into the carpark just to remembered, i didnt even ask for d car keys from my dad! LOLX!!!

Oh well... Oh well, if any1 saw my mood, plz ask him/her to come back as soon as possible coz d assignments aint gonna complete itself =P

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Yes! Im back on Business!!

After facing off my my exams 1 after another, im finally a free man!!!! WHEEEEEE. Well, not really though...just literally. Currently im free from exam, but slaving in assignments n presentations... Just like d ol-saying, "Jump from the frying pan into the fire".

1 assignment due dis wednesday. 2 due end of dis month. 2 due beginning of next month. So, yeap..i ll be "slaving" myself in front of the computer a lot from now on...(As if i aint from the very start =P)

Any1 who havent watch District 9 n plan to do so soon either buying d dvd or downloading it or streaming it or watever, i would recommend u dun... It would be wasting ur 1hour 40minutes wif sum really pointless ugly movie. Well, it might satisfy a minority of u, but it definitely didnt stuck on to me. N i was taking a lunch break eating chicken rice while watching eat. So im gonna giv u guys a 2nd warning. If u do plan to watch it, make sure u aint eating! Coz right now, i cant look at chicken rice d same way anymore without feeling discomfort, if u get wad i mean. LOL.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

The Sudden Raid

OMG OMG OMG!!!! Dat was the only thing running through my mind when my "RESPONSIBLE" sorry excuse of a lecturer turn up today, after 2 weeks of "Amazing Act of Disappearance" to announce that today, we will be hving our mid sem exam for dis paper. Yes! Without prior notice, without naught. He disappear for 2 weeks n come out unnoticed to give us all a heart attack.

Naturally, im not 1 who pay "LOTZ" of attention during class. Furthermore, his notes was still unavailable to be downloaded from kdu student portal. So d moment i saw d exam question, all im seeing is strings of words which apparently means sumthing important which i should knoe by now, BUT I DONT, which pose a serious problem, bcoz i couldnt read more than 10 words without scratching my head once.

In conclusion, if i pass dis paper, i ll go up to my church n announce, "God has made a miracle in me!" coz if any1 should take any credit for it, itz Him =)

Friday, October 2, 2009

Damage Report

Finally im done n over wif my exam!!! WHEEE!!!! Sorry for the lack of post d last few days...Stupid blogspot cant sign in dunno y(*UPDATE* Everything fix now)...so 2day gonna be a single post(*UPDATE* Not anymore)... Well, since we hv everything cleared up, lets get started wif my mid term exam damage report =)

WARNING!! WARNING!! THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAIN ATROCIOUS METAPHOR!! PROCEED AT YOUR OWN DISCREET!!

Day#1
Battle Location     : Management Information System
Status                   : Unknown
Remark                : Troops suffered heavy damaged as enemy forces was relentless and merciless. Hoping for an avalanche to fall down n squash them flat.

Battle Location     : International Business
Status                   : Should Survive
Remark                : A hard fought war, but troops held out till the end. Massive damage, but should live through another day

Day#2
Battle Location      : Service Marketing
Status                    : Total Massacre
Remark                 : Enemy forces appear in camouflage clothing in the form of Mickey Mouse. Troops suffered confusion and killed each other.... Probably complete wipe out...

Day#3
Battle Location     : Operation Management
Status                    : Unknown
Remark                : Troops fought valiantly and left a few booby traps here and there. Lets pray the enemy force step on it and got bomb to kingdom come! Otherwise, another losing war.

Day#4
Battle Location     : Malaysia Economics
Status                    : Alive
Remark                : Enemy battle plan leaked beforehand. Manage to formulate counter attack plan and beat the enemy. Suffered minor bruise and injuries but nothing to shout about.

WARNING!! WARNING!! ATROCIOUS METAPHOR HAS COME TO AN END!!

So there you have it...If u have a hard time understanding it....Wait for my next post..LOL!! Well, gotta go enjoy my well deserved rest now =)