Normal days are there so u can work, study or doing sumthing gud n contributing. Holidays are there so u can rest n relax n be ready to fite again on normal days. So can sumbody tell me why am i wasting my time looking for material to do my assignment which will due after the holiday DURING my holiday when CLEARLY i should be RESTING n ENJOYING T.T *dun get me wrong, doing is assignment is fun too =) but only the part whenu get a gud marks for it xD*
Stupid stupid retarded report. ZZZ. Here i am, in the middle of my holiday, looking at ntg but "information", "data", "knowledge", "management", "system" n wat-not. GRRRR. In terms of a normal day, 2day was indeed very productive, but in terms of holday...well 2day was shitty!!
1st of all, my dad woke me up early in the morning n ask me to fetch my mom to work instead without any apparent reason. So, i end up waking up early in the morning during my holiday, depite d fact i slept at d wee hour in the morning(NO, i did not go curi ayam!) n wasted whole days staring at my computer....Ok, i would hv stare at my computer for d whole day too even if im not doing my assignment but datz not my point here..
Who the hell even come out wif the whole education system, the whole meaning, the whole freaking existence anyway! I say we build a time machine, go back in time, n shoot the darn person down...of coz, without education, i doubt we could build a puny little clock, let alone a time machine....sigh...reality is depressing...so better go n enjoy my sweet dream =)
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
The Great Exploration
Due to various reasons (me being lazy, me being moody, me beeing stupidish), i ve decided to stop fiddling around wif d html scripting of blogger n just move over to wordpress. There is really lotz of neat stuff to do there and i can practically tinker wif it for hours upon hours n stuff being completely unproductive. LOLZ! Since im still trying to settle down there, so d next few days i ll probably update both blog, until i can finally get d wordpress blog to be exactly d way i wan it to be =)
The 1st thing i notice bout wordpress is it got lotz of neat stuff...lotz of button, icons, links,.....stuff in general..stuff dat guys, nerdy guys, like me, like to tinker around wif. Haha. Even though i do not knoe wad everything there does, i feel so obligated to press everything at least once just for the heck of it. =)
Well, overall, ntg much i did 2day since i woke up late, run sum errands as driver, fiddle a bit wif blogger templates n scratch my head over wordpress.
Hmm...guess datz all for here, gotta leave sum shit to write over at wordpress! LOL
The 1st thing i notice bout wordpress is it got lotz of neat stuff...lotz of button, icons, links,.....stuff in general..stuff dat guys, nerdy guys, like me, like to tinker around wif. Haha. Even though i do not knoe wad everything there does, i feel so obligated to press everything at least once just for the heck of it. =)
Well, overall, ntg much i did 2day since i woke up late, run sum errands as driver, fiddle a bit wif blogger templates n scratch my head over wordpress.
Hmm...guess datz all for here, gotta leave sum shit to write over at wordpress! LOL
Monday, September 21, 2009
Late Nite Update! Lolx
Ok, did any1 notice anything different bout my blog?? Hehe...
Guess #1
Itz more retarded than b4
Guess #2
Itz more active??
Guess #3
Got a nice nite skyline picture in my header
The answer IS.......#3!!!!!!!!!! Woohoo.
Yeap, yesterday nite i spend sum time fiddling around wif d templates design n such n decided to add sumthing new over my blog. I even tried to learn d html scripting to custom design my own templates. In the end, i spend most of time 2day to learn how to do so, n leach stuff off ppl's templates n custom make my own templates....though still no luck so far. haha. But im getting closer...if i hv d mood to continue 2molo, u may well c a completely different blog d day after....
In fact, u would DEFINITELY c a completely new blog 2molo coz either i managed to do sumthing bout d html scripting, or i move my blog over to wordpress.
Reason being, a fren told me wordpress was much better, n after fiddling it around for half hour dis afternoon, i gotta agree it is more sophisticated compared to blogspot, although blogspot is much more user friendly in terms of the interface.
Oh well...either way, look forward to these changes =)
Guess #1
Itz more retarded than b4
Guess #2
Itz more active??
Guess #3
Got a nice nite skyline picture in my header
The answer IS.......#3!!!!!!!!!! Woohoo.
Yeap, yesterday nite i spend sum time fiddling around wif d templates design n such n decided to add sumthing new over my blog. I even tried to learn d html scripting to custom design my own templates. In the end, i spend most of time 2day to learn how to do so, n leach stuff off ppl's templates n custom make my own templates....though still no luck so far. haha. But im getting closer...if i hv d mood to continue 2molo, u may well c a completely different blog d day after....
In fact, u would DEFINITELY c a completely new blog 2molo coz either i managed to do sumthing bout d html scripting, or i move my blog over to wordpress.
Reason being, a fren told me wordpress was much better, n after fiddling it around for half hour dis afternoon, i gotta agree it is more sophisticated compared to blogspot, although blogspot is much more user friendly in terms of the interface.
Oh well...either way, look forward to these changes =)
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Recipe to a "GOOD" holiday
Wake up n go to church as usual dis morning. The pastor was preached about sumthing which i could definitely relate too...well, not entirely, but quite surely. 2day was talking bout praying n coping with the departure of a loved one. Of coz, in this case, the loved one went to heaven. For my case, it was still much nearer(compared to There!) n i dun hv to sit the Heaven Airline to reach there....just need cheap airasia =P LOL. But there was really sumthing i could learn from it, especially the part. "Do not feel sad or mourn, but rather rejoice, be happy that they have return to the Lord, the Father in Heaven. Pray! Pray for their departure for they have begin their real life, The life of eternity in Heaven" I was like, WOW! Until yesterday i was still feeling pretty down.
Anyway, had Domino's pizza for lunch n guess wad? Another free pizza for me =) Kinda makes me wonder, Domino's is just 5 minutes ride away from my hse, how come they have been late twice out of the 4 times i ordered them, but my fren which stay in lipsip which is another 5 minutes away, nvr once get a late order. Oh well, i get free pizza, so who am i to complain ^_^
So, started working on my college assignment n man! The whole time while i was working on my assignment, i keep thinking, WHY AM I WASTING MY PRECIOUS HOLIDAY DOING THIS STINKING ASSIGNMENT! Not to mention im having exam after d holiday, so dis is like seriously! AINT MUCH OF A HOLIDAY!
Oh well...gonna continue to enjoy my stinking holiday for now. Till 2molo =)
Anyway, had Domino's pizza for lunch n guess wad? Another free pizza for me =) Kinda makes me wonder, Domino's is just 5 minutes ride away from my hse, how come they have been late twice out of the 4 times i ordered them, but my fren which stay in lipsip which is another 5 minutes away, nvr once get a late order. Oh well, i get free pizza, so who am i to complain ^_^
So, started working on my college assignment n man! The whole time while i was working on my assignment, i keep thinking, WHY AM I WASTING MY PRECIOUS HOLIDAY DOING THIS STINKING ASSIGNMENT! Not to mention im having exam after d holiday, so dis is like seriously! AINT MUCH OF A HOLIDAY!
Oh well...gonna continue to enjoy my stinking holiday for now. Till 2molo =)
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Grrrr Geram!!!!
GRRRRRR!!!!!! 2day, my holiday officially start n im freaking mad now! Last week, my lecturer insist that he wan to have a class 2day n said that he will let us off early. 2day, when i went there, the only thing there is a not saying, "Today's class 19/09/09 has been cancelled. Class as usual at 26/09/09" WTH MAN! U freaking insisted on hving a freaking class on a freaking holiday n without notifying us earlier, u cancelled d freaking class just by leaving us a note! GRRRRRRR! GERAM GERAM GERAM!!! N there wasnt even any earlier notification! What kind of lecturer is that U TELL ME!?
Grrr...Anyway, my sis is back for raya holiday, so that means, more hair to be sweep every nite...Im telling u...ITZ NIGHTMARE, LIKE SERIOUSLY! She doesnt just drop 3 or 4 hairs...she practically shed hundreds of them! (ok, i might hv exaggerated a bit =P) Oh well, enuf ranting for 2day, gotta start my holiday college assignments. Cya soon =)
Grrr...Anyway, my sis is back for raya holiday, so that means, more hair to be sweep every nite...Im telling u...ITZ NIGHTMARE, LIKE SERIOUSLY! She doesnt just drop 3 or 4 hairs...she practically shed hundreds of them! (ok, i might hv exaggerated a bit =P) Oh well, enuf ranting for 2day, gotta start my holiday college assignments. Cya soon =)
Friday, September 18, 2009
1st step to an active blogging!
I've said it once...i'll say it twice....Ok, mayb thrice....watever....From now on, im gonna blog actively! Very actively in fact. Im trying a once a day thingie, if not, once every 2 days, so, hv fun looking forward to it =) Of coz, there is downside to lotz of post, beside hving to read more nonsense from me, every post pretty much gonna be short. Im full of shit, but i dun hv unlimited amount of them xD
So, to start things off, im gonna talk about kiasu-ness of penangites. 2day, i was in the dimsum place, n sitting across my tables was around 4 auntie...probably in their late 50s. They ordered quite a lot of foods (to my suprise!) and they shared most of it. So i was thinking, what a lovely bunch. Such caring group of frens even until so old. Heck, they hv even more stuff on their table than mine. Even stuff that cant really be shared was shared among them such as hong kong style noodle wif char siew, fish meat beehun, century egg porridge n many others smaller dim sum. Here comes the funny part. Their friendship was put to test when it was time to pay the bill. After the person come over to count the money, every1 insist that the other should pay more coz they obviously ate less. LOL!!! Imagine 4 auntie, debating how many strand of noodles n beehun they ate which is a few milimeter shorter than the rest n therefore should pay less. None of the auntie would yield n in the end, the worker took rm2 out of their bill, n they happily pay equal share. Should try it out myself sumtimes in the future =P
Well...holiday is starting n i have class 2molo + assignments to rush + an exam to sit after the exam. Man...gonna be d worst holiday ever! K, till next time =)
So, to start things off, im gonna talk about kiasu-ness of penangites. 2day, i was in the dimsum place, n sitting across my tables was around 4 auntie...probably in their late 50s. They ordered quite a lot of foods (to my suprise!) and they shared most of it. So i was thinking, what a lovely bunch. Such caring group of frens even until so old. Heck, they hv even more stuff on their table than mine. Even stuff that cant really be shared was shared among them such as hong kong style noodle wif char siew, fish meat beehun, century egg porridge n many others smaller dim sum. Here comes the funny part. Their friendship was put to test when it was time to pay the bill. After the person come over to count the money, every1 insist that the other should pay more coz they obviously ate less. LOL!!! Imagine 4 auntie, debating how many strand of noodles n beehun they ate which is a few milimeter shorter than the rest n therefore should pay less. None of the auntie would yield n in the end, the worker took rm2 out of their bill, n they happily pay equal share. Should try it out myself sumtimes in the future =P
Well...holiday is starting n i have class 2molo + assignments to rush + an exam to sit after the exam. Man...gonna be d worst holiday ever! K, till next time =)
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Secret of Getting Rich (NOT A SCAM)
Boy, am i in a pinch....College starting next week and im still unsure what im feeling rite now....I mean, holiday was pretty boring for me...But...college is boring as well isnt it....Sigh.... So anyway, a little recap on what i did...Basically, it was a really productive 3 week break (if productivity is relatively related to the hour u spend on the bed, eat and poop) On the note of pooping, i poop really a lot during holidays....must be all the sleep im getting i guess. Oh well, enuf of such blabering. Haha. Btw, has any1 notice that my blog now looks more colourful?? xD
2day i wanna share a secret to getting rich like Bill Gates
Wanna knoe Bill Gates's secret? The answer is simple.
Version
So what do i mean exactly by version?? I'll explain it through a simple analogy. Imagine u brought a car version1.0 . U were driving it around and notice itz not moving properly, and it make loud scrapping noise n such. U study the problem for a while and notice the car didnt have any front wheel. So u drive the car back to the place u brought it and the salesperson explain to u that front wheel as well as back wheel will be featured in version 1.1 . So when version 1.1 is released, u happily upgrade to it which means u pay money. Now with ur complete wheel, u drive the car out and 30 minutes later, drove into your neighbour's porch. The salesperson again explain to u that brake arent scheduled to be released until version 1.3 . So, Microsoft started with Ms-DOS version 1.0 . In that version, all the DOS could do is;
A:>
No matter what u type inside, the response is always;
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
N instantly revert back to;
A:>
So many ppl spend many hour figuring what they could actually do with Ms-DOS. An example of such interaction between human and computer back then look sumthing like this;
A:> HELLO
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
A:> HELP
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
A:> DO SOMETHING
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
A:> RUN A PROGRAM DAMMIT
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
A:> F**K YOU
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME A**HOLE!
This was pretty much all people did with Ms-DOS Version 1.0 . So u can imagine how excited every1 was when Microsoft came out with Version 1.1 , which had a whole new capability. In addition to doing this:
A:>
...it would sometimes also do this:
C:>
A new letter! This was very. very exciting news for those of us in the computer-geek world. We all immediately upgraded to Version 1.1 . Of course, no matter what we typed in, it still answered BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME. But we felt renewed hope. Over the next few years, Microsoft continued to come out with new, improved versions of Ms-DOS, featuring a constantly expanding repertoire of incomprehensible and/or scary screen messages including:
NON-SYSTEM DISK OR DISK ERROR
INVALID SWITCH
PATH NOT FOUND
WARNING! ALL DATA WILL BE LOST!
...and just about everybody's all-time favourite:
ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?
We loyal Microgeeks faithfully upgraded every time a new version came out until finally, somewhere around version 3.7, we have reached the point where we could use Ms-DOS to actually run programs on our computers and Bill Gates had reached the point where he had approximately 200 over private jets.
Even until 2day, almost nobody has any choice but to use Windows, the successor of Ms-DOS and the latest hype lately is Windows 7 which cost as much as a cheapskate computer (RM700++). Talk about being rich, Windows 7 would practically make Bill Gates richer than the whole Malaysia citizen put 2gether (as if he is not already that) and possibly buying over the Moon.
So there u hv it! The next time u do anything such as handing in ur business proposal or assigment and the lecturer noticed ur assignment only has the letter "A" in it, explain to ur lecturer that this is assignment Version 1.0 and if he/she wish to view more, it would be available in Version 1.1 and that she would hv to pay money to see it. There r chances she would give u score Version 1.0 too (0 marks) but HEY, what is business without RISK rite? Rite? Rite??
2day i wanna share a secret to getting rich like Bill Gates
Wanna knoe Bill Gates's secret? The answer is simple.
Version
So what do i mean exactly by version?? I'll explain it through a simple analogy. Imagine u brought a car version1.0 . U were driving it around and notice itz not moving properly, and it make loud scrapping noise n such. U study the problem for a while and notice the car didnt have any front wheel. So u drive the car back to the place u brought it and the salesperson explain to u that front wheel as well as back wheel will be featured in version 1.1 . So when version 1.1 is released, u happily upgrade to it which means u pay money. Now with ur complete wheel, u drive the car out and 30 minutes later, drove into your neighbour's porch. The salesperson again explain to u that brake arent scheduled to be released until version 1.3 . So, Microsoft started with Ms-DOS version 1.0 . In that version, all the DOS could do is;
A:>
No matter what u type inside, the response is always;
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
N instantly revert back to;
A:>
So many ppl spend many hour figuring what they could actually do with Ms-DOS. An example of such interaction between human and computer back then look sumthing like this;
A:> HELLO
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
A:> HELP
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
A:> DO SOMETHING
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
A:> RUN A PROGRAM DAMMIT
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
A:> F**K YOU
BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME A**HOLE!
This was pretty much all people did with Ms-DOS Version 1.0 . So u can imagine how excited every1 was when Microsoft came out with Version 1.1 , which had a whole new capability. In addition to doing this:
A:>
...it would sometimes also do this:
C:>
A new letter! This was very. very exciting news for those of us in the computer-geek world. We all immediately upgraded to Version 1.1 . Of course, no matter what we typed in, it still answered BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME. But we felt renewed hope. Over the next few years, Microsoft continued to come out with new, improved versions of Ms-DOS, featuring a constantly expanding repertoire of incomprehensible and/or scary screen messages including:
NON-SYSTEM DISK OR DISK ERROR
INVALID SWITCH
PATH NOT FOUND
WARNING! ALL DATA WILL BE LOST!
...and just about everybody's all-time favourite:
ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?
We loyal Microgeeks faithfully upgraded every time a new version came out until finally, somewhere around version 3.7, we have reached the point where we could use Ms-DOS to actually run programs on our computers and Bill Gates had reached the point where he had approximately 200 over private jets.
Even until 2day, almost nobody has any choice but to use Windows, the successor of Ms-DOS and the latest hype lately is Windows 7 which cost as much as a cheapskate computer (RM700++). Talk about being rich, Windows 7 would practically make Bill Gates richer than the whole Malaysia citizen put 2gether (as if he is not already that) and possibly buying over the Moon.
So there u hv it! The next time u do anything such as handing in ur business proposal or assigment and the lecturer noticed ur assignment only has the letter "A" in it, explain to ur lecturer that this is assignment Version 1.0 and if he/she wish to view more, it would be available in Version 1.1 and that she would hv to pay money to see it. There r chances she would give u score Version 1.0 too (0 marks) but HEY, what is business without RISK rite? Rite? Rite??
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Exam exam exam. Whew
Wow, has it been long? Or wad? o.0 But i got a seriously gud excuse dis time around. I was hving my exam. Hehe. To be precise, I m STILL hving my exam. After so long of not posting, suddenly coming here again feel so akward xD
So anyway, 2day i wanna share with u all the secret of my exam preparation namely;
"WC EXAM PREP TIPS"
Destressing
Function : To de-stress DUH!
Purpose : So that you can relax and be at your best during d exam
Action : Play game. Have fun. Watch movie. Whichever u enjoy d most ^^
Duration : 7 hours a day
Reason : Bcoz u wouldnt wanna suffer mental breakdown from too much stress rite
Mental Relaxation
Function : To calm down the mind
Purpose : So that you can have a clear mind during exam
Action : SLEEP!!!!
Duration : 12 hours a day
Reason : Bcoz u nd all d rest u need to handle d tough exam!
Physical Recharge
Function : To recharge your body especially your dominant hand
Purpose : So that you have enough energy to write nonstop during d exam
Action : Eat, rest, Drink water, poop, bath
Duration : 5 hours a day
Reason : Bcoz we all know how tiring writting can be!
Dis is my secret to success in exam. I start doing it wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy before my exam, n i still continue doing it even after my exam coz my motto is; "you can never be too prepare". In fact, my entire life, im preparing for exam! You too, should try it^^
Well, gonna continue with my exam preparation d...lets see, where did i left off just now.....
So anyway, 2day i wanna share with u all the secret of my exam preparation namely;
"WC EXAM PREP TIPS"
Destressing
Function : To de-stress DUH!
Purpose : So that you can relax and be at your best during d exam
Action : Play game. Have fun. Watch movie. Whichever u enjoy d most ^^
Duration : 7 hours a day
Reason : Bcoz u wouldnt wanna suffer mental breakdown from too much stress rite
Mental Relaxation
Function : To calm down the mind
Purpose : So that you can have a clear mind during exam
Action : SLEEP!!!!
Duration : 12 hours a day
Reason : Bcoz u nd all d rest u need to handle d tough exam!
Physical Recharge
Function : To recharge your body especially your dominant hand
Purpose : So that you have enough energy to write nonstop during d exam
Action : Eat, rest, Drink water, poop, bath
Duration : 5 hours a day
Reason : Bcoz we all know how tiring writting can be!
Dis is my secret to success in exam. I start doing it wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy before my exam, n i still continue doing it even after my exam coz my motto is; "you can never be too prepare". In fact, my entire life, im preparing for exam! You too, should try it^^
Well, gonna continue with my exam preparation d...lets see, where did i left off just now.....
Monday, March 30, 2009
Hurray!!
Recently, i decided to, on a whim, why not, turn 22. Basically, there is no bad side of turning 22 except that, an even more obvious decline in my memory, which wasnt exactly nimble to begin with. Also, my body grew tired faster. I found myself sleepy right after i wake up from a nap.... A 12 hour one! This birthday was the same as every other birthday, and a LOT, (LLLOOOTTT) of ppl forgotten bout mine bday. So the last few hour b4 my birthday, i hv to REMIND everyone that it was MY birthday, n luckily, quite a lot of ppl wishes me after that. One thing i doesnt understand, why did i receive more wishes from automated websites and online friends than from those who i always thought were my buddy (some fren they r!) Aside from all that, i m still pretty much a very fit human (BOY AM I!), with a brain that is not always, but constantly thinking of ....
=> NOTHING
I mean my mind might not be lethal as before. But i can assure you all that my mind is still as sharp as a steeltrap. Although i believe that NOTHING can be as STUPID as a steeltrap. Pretty much nothing, except the government and politician that is. And even so, what little working brain molecular that i have left is all but dedicated in the region of....
=> REPRODUCTION
Certain gender of the opposite sex blame guy for being the "sexual" being they are. We, man, always get the downfall of stuff. Even though sex is a vital part of continuation of a species. I mean, look at dragonflies while they are mating in the sky.. are they smiling? Of coz not! Coz they understand that if they don't do it right, all the other insects will laugh at them. Thats the bad thing of doing it right out in the open. But itz also to ensure that they can mate properly, so that come spring, there will be millions of baby dragonflies, breaking out of the egg, or cocoon, or watever, standing up on their wobbly tiny little feet, n swoosh, get eaten by mr praying mantis who has been waitng all season for this. We man are trying to seriously continue the generation of mankind, but women tend to accuse us of just wanting to get laid. Though i cant actually swear to God that the statement aren't true, but, even so, im all but this thing....
=> OLD & USELESS
So, aside from all those stuff i mentioned above, im still a fine specimen of a human, easily mistaken as brad pitt and tom cruise. So if u ever see me on the street out there, plz dont try to get an autograph....If u did, it will cost ya!
=> NOTHING
I mean my mind might not be lethal as before. But i can assure you all that my mind is still as sharp as a steeltrap. Although i believe that NOTHING can be as STUPID as a steeltrap. Pretty much nothing, except the government and politician that is. And even so, what little working brain molecular that i have left is all but dedicated in the region of....
=> REPRODUCTION
Certain gender of the opposite sex blame guy for being the "sexual" being they are. We, man, always get the downfall of stuff. Even though sex is a vital part of continuation of a species. I mean, look at dragonflies while they are mating in the sky.. are they smiling? Of coz not! Coz they understand that if they don't do it right, all the other insects will laugh at them. Thats the bad thing of doing it right out in the open. But itz also to ensure that they can mate properly, so that come spring, there will be millions of baby dragonflies, breaking out of the egg, or cocoon, or watever, standing up on their wobbly tiny little feet, n swoosh, get eaten by mr praying mantis who has been waitng all season for this. We man are trying to seriously continue the generation of mankind, but women tend to accuse us of just wanting to get laid. Though i cant actually swear to God that the statement aren't true, but, even so, im all but this thing....
=> OLD & USELESS
So, aside from all those stuff i mentioned above, im still a fine specimen of a human, easily mistaken as brad pitt and tom cruise. So if u ever see me on the street out there, plz dont try to get an autograph....If u did, it will cost ya!
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Ooops I did it again >.<
Ok ok. All of the sudden i stop posting again even though i said earlier i will TRY to post more frequently. Haha, but im hving an inspiration block as of late.
Anyway, chinese new year is over, n now im in a very stress situation. I just finish my mid term exam like 3 weeks back. My presentation was like just last week. N i can honesty tell u the tension from then havent subsided till now. N all of a sudden, IM HVING MY FINALS NEXT WEEK!!!!! GOSH! Watz coming out for exam? Which chapter should i focus on? Wads the exam format? Wads exactly is continuous statistic, or even discrete statistic? My head is filled wif more n more questions everyday n as days goes by, i found myself wif less n less time to find the answer. Wad should i do?? Of coz u ppl would suggest studying, but i prefer a little more traditional method.
Traditional Method 1
Burn up all ur notes, books n related material. Then use its ashes to boil soup or tea. Drink it. Conventional believe is that if u do that, the knowledge is then absorb through ur body rather than through ur brain. But now im a matured individual n knoe full well that all those is nothing but blantant lie. Of coz the full functionality of drinking that digusting thing is to make u fall sick enough to skip exam ^^
Traditional Method 2
Pray. Pray very very hard. This method is proven to be 100% effective from a survey i done on several top scorer. Example of survey is as follow:
Me : WOW! U score 5As in STPM! Wads ur secret?
STPM 5As scorer : Pray. I prayed really hard b4 the exam. I pray every nite in fact for this good result.
Me : WOW! Thx for sharing ur secret
Of coz, dis look very idealistic. In fact, im sure many ppl is already thinking, WOW! But let me also say, dis ppl who spend every nite praying b4 exam also spend the hardcore 6 hours before praying to ACTUALLY STUDY FOR THE FREAKING EXAM! But hey, no harm done to try praying rite??
Traditional Method 3
This is the most most risky method ever invented by student, ever! Namely cheating. But it is also a well known fact that this is the most popular method and is used widely by students everywhere. The way this method is that, u try to smuggle tiny little paper or notes with tiny little scribble of important facts relevant for ur exam. The size of the paper has a direct relativity to the result u will get. Back in high school, i still remember my classmate was tossing such notes the size of A4 paper in the shape of paper plane across the class among each other. Mayb u might feel dis is really ntg, but this was done in a public examination. (LOL!)
Ok, enuf blabering here. I nd to continue my burning of notes n boiling of soup (ROFL >.<). Oh, do remember to drop me a visit at the hospital after my exam k =P
Anyway, chinese new year is over, n now im in a very stress situation. I just finish my mid term exam like 3 weeks back. My presentation was like just last week. N i can honesty tell u the tension from then havent subsided till now. N all of a sudden, IM HVING MY FINALS NEXT WEEK!!!!! GOSH! Watz coming out for exam? Which chapter should i focus on? Wads the exam format? Wads exactly is continuous statistic, or even discrete statistic? My head is filled wif more n more questions everyday n as days goes by, i found myself wif less n less time to find the answer. Wad should i do?? Of coz u ppl would suggest studying, but i prefer a little more traditional method.
Traditional Method 1
Burn up all ur notes, books n related material. Then use its ashes to boil soup or tea. Drink it. Conventional believe is that if u do that, the knowledge is then absorb through ur body rather than through ur brain. But now im a matured individual n knoe full well that all those is nothing but blantant lie. Of coz the full functionality of drinking that digusting thing is to make u fall sick enough to skip exam ^^
Traditional Method 2
Pray. Pray very very hard. This method is proven to be 100% effective from a survey i done on several top scorer. Example of survey is as follow:
Me : WOW! U score 5As in STPM! Wads ur secret?
STPM 5As scorer : Pray. I prayed really hard b4 the exam. I pray every nite in fact for this good result.
Me : WOW! Thx for sharing ur secret
Of coz, dis look very idealistic. In fact, im sure many ppl is already thinking, WOW! But let me also say, dis ppl who spend every nite praying b4 exam also spend the hardcore 6 hours before praying to ACTUALLY STUDY FOR THE FREAKING EXAM! But hey, no harm done to try praying rite??
Traditional Method 3
This is the most most risky method ever invented by student, ever! Namely cheating. But it is also a well known fact that this is the most popular method and is used widely by students everywhere. The way this method is that, u try to smuggle tiny little paper or notes with tiny little scribble of important facts relevant for ur exam. The size of the paper has a direct relativity to the result u will get. Back in high school, i still remember my classmate was tossing such notes the size of A4 paper in the shape of paper plane across the class among each other. Mayb u might feel dis is really ntg, but this was done in a public examination. (LOL!)
Ok, enuf blabering here. I nd to continue my burning of notes n boiling of soup (ROFL >.<). Oh, do remember to drop me a visit at the hospital after my exam k =P
Friday, January 23, 2009
the AGE factor
Lately, i suddenly come to the realization of the age factor. In common sense, or ur layperson term, age is calculated mathematically...as in years n months. U knoe, stuff u can actually subtract or add (ok, so mayb not subtract) But i notice age can also be defined psychologically AND physically as well. Take me for example. Mathematically, im 21 turning 22. Physically, i look like 30, been mistaken as 40, feels like 50 n as useless as 60. PSYCHOLOGICALLY, im 16. Honestly, at times (MOST OF THE TIME), im downright childish, immature, n (stupid) unknowledgeable.
Mathematic factor, im not really feeling anything out of my age yet.
Physically speaking, i do notice a sharp decline compared to when i was 12. Especially my memory. I mean, my memory has gotten so bad (itz sumthing i keep stressing, just in case if eventually reach a day where i forget the fact i got bad memory, sumbody will come along n remind me n dis sumbody MIGHT be a fren, but i wont knoe) dat i can still remember i knoe a person, cept i dont knoe his name and how or when i met dat person. [More on dis later]
Psychologically can be very akward. Ok, picture dis. A bunch of 21-22 years old (wad do u call them, young adult? or plain adult?) gathering 2gether, wif each of them, acting their age, or at the very least, not making an embarassment out of themselves, n suddenly, SUDDENLY, there is one of them, apparently the most oldest looking of them all, start behaving like an immature brat ( u knoe calvin n hobbes??? sumthing similar, only nastier n bulkier [BY A WHOLE LOT!])
Datz me!
So, getting back to the memory part just now. 2day i went to queens for a sorta old frens gathering thingie. N to my suprise, i pretty much remember all of them. But the thing is, while we r gathering, i bump into dis old fren (at least i think he is) n we started saying hi n talk a bit. Here's the thing. I remember the fact i knoe dis guy. Deep down inside, instintively, i knoe dat he is a fren of mine. Only teensy tiny little flaw being, i cant remember his name. Or when i knoe him. Or where i knoe him. The gang i was hanging out wif ask me who was he after dat n i answer them; (wif upmost sincerity n honesty) "No idea."
If u r sharing the same problem as me, feel free to talk to me about it, n mayb we can share sum intimate insight 2gether, granted, we wont remember a thing bout it the next day, but hey, when we bump into each other outside next time, even though we wont remember anything, but deep inside our consciousness, we WILL knoe dat we once shared a deep feeling. A feeling so sacred dat, despite not knowing anything, we will giv each other high fives while saying; "Who r u again?"
Mathematic factor, im not really feeling anything out of my age yet.
Physically speaking, i do notice a sharp decline compared to when i was 12. Especially my memory. I mean, my memory has gotten so bad (itz sumthing i keep stressing, just in case if eventually reach a day where i forget the fact i got bad memory, sumbody will come along n remind me n dis sumbody MIGHT be a fren, but i wont knoe) dat i can still remember i knoe a person, cept i dont knoe his name and how or when i met dat person. [More on dis later]
Psychologically can be very akward. Ok, picture dis. A bunch of 21-22 years old (wad do u call them, young adult? or plain adult?) gathering 2gether, wif each of them, acting their age, or at the very least, not making an embarassment out of themselves, n suddenly, SUDDENLY, there is one of them, apparently the most oldest looking of them all, start behaving like an immature brat ( u knoe calvin n hobbes??? sumthing similar, only nastier n bulkier [BY A WHOLE LOT!])
Datz me!
So, getting back to the memory part just now. 2day i went to queens for a sorta old frens gathering thingie. N to my suprise, i pretty much remember all of them. But the thing is, while we r gathering, i bump into dis old fren (at least i think he is) n we started saying hi n talk a bit. Here's the thing. I remember the fact i knoe dis guy. Deep down inside, instintively, i knoe dat he is a fren of mine. Only teensy tiny little flaw being, i cant remember his name. Or when i knoe him. Or where i knoe him. The gang i was hanging out wif ask me who was he after dat n i answer them; (wif upmost sincerity n honesty) "No idea."
If u r sharing the same problem as me, feel free to talk to me about it, n mayb we can share sum intimate insight 2gether, granted, we wont remember a thing bout it the next day, but hey, when we bump into each other outside next time, even though we wont remember anything, but deep inside our consciousness, we WILL knoe dat we once shared a deep feeling. A feeling so sacred dat, despite not knowing anything, we will giv each other high fives while saying; "Who r u again?"
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
The fun of college....NOT!!!!
So my college life is starting....AGAIN!!!! WTH man. Cant a "teenager" enjoy his life properly without getting showered wif assignments n exams every so often anymore!!?? Sigh. Dis sem i hv erm, 2 subjects. Monday afternoon class. Tuesday nite class. Wednesday whole freaking day class. Ok, not exactly WHOLE day, but itz still 1pm to 8.30pm. zzzzzz. Wif only half hour break between 5 to 5.30.... zzzzzzz. Stupid college!
Anyway, few days back, i hv to resit one of my final paper again, Company Law, coz sum bitch (dun bother bout it, coz believe u me, she deserve it) report that the paper has leak questions (erm, presumbably wif answer as well???). Actual fact is, dis particular gal got caught copying in the finals. So she isnt all too happy bout it. N boom. Everyone has to suffer for it. To make matter worse, the resit paper is set by another lecturer, which means, completely new stuff to study. Wif only 4 days to study. The exam was tough like hell. So all i can say now is, im screwed....Big time! By dat bitch! RAWR!!!!
Penangites! Unite! Show the world your kiasu-ness!!! Those are the words dat run through my mind all the while after wad happen a few days back. Recently, New York Times published an article recommending 44 tourist spots dat ppl MUST visit during the holiday. Acoording to New York Times published ranking, penang was ranked 22nd. But the word was spread within minutes to all the penangites through all available means such as facebook, msn, telephone, email, sms, mms, watever u can think off (LOLX) n within hours, penang was already top 10. Within a day, top 5. After 2 days, penang has already secured the 2nd spot n even made headline in the Star newspaper. Lo n behold! The power of penangites. Even though the newpaper gave sum pretty "flowery" languange to describe the "sheer-awesome-ness" of penangites unity but u knoe as well as i do dat dis is ntg more than gibberish. Letz just face the fact (n for once, be proud of it) n admit that penangites are just so "kiasu"!
One last complain. Does anybody ever stop a while n think wad is becoming of dis world? Seriously, if u ask me, i think the world we r living in now is pretty much messed up, aka, screwed! I mean, come one, d other day, i was shopping in qbm (well, not much of a shopping, more like windows shopping) n i went into espirit. I saw a long jeans, pretty much plain n everything, dark blue in colour n it was rm219! But honestly, as a designer brand, i guess dat price isnt really dat big of deal. But then, i saw dis nice looking (i swear it look pretty much harmless too!) short jeans. So i was like "hey, dis is EXACTLY sumthing im looking for!" Then i took up the price tag n guess wad!? [my eyeballs almost went tumbling out eye sockets n roll away in horror!] the price was rm299!!!!! I was like WTH!!!!! A SHORT JEANS IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A LONG JEANS!!!??? Where is the logic in dat???? If dis is not a messed up world, then i dun hv any other explanation for DAT atrocity!
Anyway, few days back, i hv to resit one of my final paper again, Company Law, coz sum bitch (dun bother bout it, coz believe u me, she deserve it) report that the paper has leak questions (erm, presumbably wif answer as well???). Actual fact is, dis particular gal got caught copying in the finals. So she isnt all too happy bout it. N boom. Everyone has to suffer for it. To make matter worse, the resit paper is set by another lecturer, which means, completely new stuff to study. Wif only 4 days to study. The exam was tough like hell. So all i can say now is, im screwed....Big time! By dat bitch! RAWR!!!!
Penangites! Unite! Show the world your kiasu-ness!!! Those are the words dat run through my mind all the while after wad happen a few days back. Recently, New York Times published an article recommending 44 tourist spots dat ppl MUST visit during the holiday. Acoording to New York Times published ranking, penang was ranked 22nd. But the word was spread within minutes to all the penangites through all available means such as facebook, msn, telephone, email, sms, mms, watever u can think off (LOLX) n within hours, penang was already top 10. Within a day, top 5. After 2 days, penang has already secured the 2nd spot n even made headline in the Star newspaper. Lo n behold! The power of penangites. Even though the newpaper gave sum pretty "flowery" languange to describe the "sheer-awesome-ness" of penangites unity but u knoe as well as i do dat dis is ntg more than gibberish. Letz just face the fact (n for once, be proud of it) n admit that penangites are just so "kiasu"!
One last complain. Does anybody ever stop a while n think wad is becoming of dis world? Seriously, if u ask me, i think the world we r living in now is pretty much messed up, aka, screwed! I mean, come one, d other day, i was shopping in qbm (well, not much of a shopping, more like windows shopping) n i went into espirit. I saw a long jeans, pretty much plain n everything, dark blue in colour n it was rm219! But honestly, as a designer brand, i guess dat price isnt really dat big of deal. But then, i saw dis nice looking (i swear it look pretty much harmless too!) short jeans. So i was like "hey, dis is EXACTLY sumthing im looking for!" Then i took up the price tag n guess wad!? [my eyeballs almost went tumbling out eye sockets n roll away in horror!] the price was rm299!!!!! I was like WTH!!!!! A SHORT JEANS IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A LONG JEANS!!!??? Where is the logic in dat???? If dis is not a messed up world, then i dun hv any other explanation for DAT atrocity!
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Cake oh cake, Y r u so hard to eat?
2day sumthing "bad" happen to me.... Ok, so it isnt all DAT bad, bt anyway, i accidentally cut myself up (ok, datz a bit too much, even though itz more likely only a scratch) wif a butter knife.
So how did it all happen??? So, i woke up in the middle of the afternoon, feeling all hungry n stuff, wandering in the kitchen, n stumble upon a *GOSH* chocolate cake in the fridge. Itz the type of sponge cake wif a layer of chocolate "shell" on top. So i thought, ok, ill take the cake out, cut it(wif a butter knife), n eat it. WAD A BIG MISTAKE. The smarter reader should hv notice by now n smirking n grinning endlessly while thinking "cutting it wif butter knife?? wad a moron!" Turns out dat the chocolate "shell" topping on top the cake wad harder than i thought, n when i tried to cut it wif the butter knife, the knife sorta slip pass the shell n graze my finger. It never occured to me dat the chocolate layer was so tough after spending a nite inside the refrigerator. Otherwise i would hv opted cutting it wif a chainsaw instead.
Wad done is done. In the end, i thought i was never going to be able to cut the cake n i would hv to starve to death, but then, just then (give credit to me for dis brilliant idea) i thought of, why not?, to just eat the cake. Straight like dis. Y bother cutting. So i sink my tooth into the cake, n hey, i manage to bite on it.
So all well ends well. I dun hv to starve. The cake get eaten. Everybody happy, cept my finger n a 1cm long n 0.5mm deep scratch. LOLX
So how did it all happen??? So, i woke up in the middle of the afternoon, feeling all hungry n stuff, wandering in the kitchen, n stumble upon a *GOSH* chocolate cake in the fridge. Itz the type of sponge cake wif a layer of chocolate "shell" on top. So i thought, ok, ill take the cake out, cut it(wif a butter knife), n eat it. WAD A BIG MISTAKE. The smarter reader should hv notice by now n smirking n grinning endlessly while thinking "cutting it wif butter knife?? wad a moron!" Turns out dat the chocolate "shell" topping on top the cake wad harder than i thought, n when i tried to cut it wif the butter knife, the knife sorta slip pass the shell n graze my finger. It never occured to me dat the chocolate layer was so tough after spending a nite inside the refrigerator. Otherwise i would hv opted cutting it wif a chainsaw instead.
Wad done is done. In the end, i thought i was never going to be able to cut the cake n i would hv to starve to death, but then, just then (give credit to me for dis brilliant idea) i thought of, why not?, to just eat the cake. Straight like dis. Y bother cutting. So i sink my tooth into the cake, n hey, i manage to bite on it.
So all well ends well. I dun hv to starve. The cake get eaten. Everybody happy, cept my finger n a 1cm long n 0.5mm deep scratch. LOLX
2009~ Another Year, Another beginning
OMG OMG OMG! Has it been long, or wad? =.="
*long silence for punchline*
Ok, i knoe, so im sorry, if at all, any1, who is reading my blog. Haha. Anyway, itz another new year. Dis year we r in 2009, so letz all say gudbye to year 2008. Itz been nice knowing u n stuff. Do come back n visit us every so often (if dat could happen, i can fly n turn water into wine) [HEY, it actually rhyme!]
B4 i made dis post, i actually did sum "research" n took sum note for refence on how other blogger did their new year post, n i realise, almost all of them summarise datz itz been a year full of ups n downs. N it make me wonder, does any1 actually get a nice year round full of ups??? Or unluckly suffered the year with nothing but downs??? As for me, personally, i think my life has been in a sumwad confusing state. I dunno if wad im going through is even gud or bad anymore.
But enuf of the serious talk. After all, 2008 is already over, so i wanna recap wad i did, or "achieve" dis year round.
- Skipping class (yes)
- Sleeping during lecture (yes)
- Fallen sick (yes)
- Hallucinate (yes)
- Daydream (yes yes yes yes yes)
- Freak out (yes [stupid cockroaches!]
- Staying out till 6am in the morning (YES!)
- Sleep for more than 16 hours a day (yes)
- Hurt sum1 (yes, n im sorry)
- Being hurt(yes, n i forgive u for everything)
- Involved in an accident (yes)
- Strike lottery (i wish =P)
- Being mistaken as uncle (i wanna say no, but who am i fooling o.0)
- Not paying attention when sum1 is talking (yes, lotz of time)
- Ignore orders (yes)
- Break the rule (yes, but traffic ones only)
- Ate more than i need to (yes, tons of it)
- Being plain stupid (all the times, yes)
- Being smart (yes, on certain occasion.....i hope....)
- Being retarded (depending on individuals, yes)
So, over n all, has it been a gud or bad year for me?? u be the judge....
On another note, i have a few resolution to made in this new year. Firstly, i wanna start my "super duper tummy shrinking project". Wad i suggested to myself is, i ll eat 1 meal less every alternate day, n on the day dat i eat full 3 meal a day, i ll exercise. Sound stupid huh?? Yeah, me too. Lolx. Anyway, another resolution i made is dat i will try to remember people's name, for at least 3 month. U might me frowning at how great EXCATLY, is dis resolution. Well i can tell u, itz VERY. As i have a guy brain, which tend to forget details such as birthdates, telephone numbers, n especially names, althought it has no trouble watsoever remembering junks such as everys single characters n their special ability in watever games or shows i m deeply into. My 3rd resolution is dat, i hope i can begin to update my blog more actively again...lolx
Well, holidays is gonna end for me, n itz back to the boring college life. Itz gonna be a hectic semester...sigh.... On the bright note, chinese new years is just 3 weeks away. On the darker note, my exam is RIGHT after chinese new year. It really make me curious as to which "GENIUS" actually set dis timetable. As we all knoe, chinese new year is supposed to be sumthing to be happy about. I mean, we will be receiving money after all ^.^, so who SHOULDNT be happy??? (parents excluded) But wif the stupid exam right after it, how can WE, the students, actually enjoy the long awaited, highly meaningful, extremely profitable not to mention traditional holiday! Gosh! Shame on them.
Ok, anyway, itz the end of the highly "anticipated"(as IF)[boooo] new year post. So, letz look forward to next week's post k. ^.^ College is starting after all.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Male testosterone. A Disaster???
A few days ago, i was driving to college. There was a motorcycle in front of me, just riding slowly n politely. Then out of nowhere, a motorcycle was serving across every available lanes, zooming n dashing n slashing through traffic. In response, the motorcycle in front of me start to roar up his engine n cutting n slashing around d heavy traffic too.
I thought to myself, Guys! But who am i kidding, each n every1 of us guys out there do dat too. Call it a territorial urge. Call it dominance spirit. Call it egoistical behavior. Call it watever u wan. But the fact is, guys cant help it. Itz bcoz of their testosterone level, -which is usually way higher than females, which just explain y gal dun act like a jerk the way guys does,- is acting up.
Even i find myself occasionally in such situation. I would be driving at 65 at a 70 speed limit area on d right lane, n out of nowhere, a car, coming at roughly 80-90kmph will try to overtake me through d left lane. HAR! Not in a million year. I will imediately start accelerating n before we (me n d other jerk [okok, we both r jerks]) would be doing a 100kmph per hour just to make sure one doesnt get to go in front of d other. D scary thing is, dis can be happening right on a congested street, during rush hour, n while we both doing "graceful" maneuvers wif our cars even if it is a tiny little nuclear powered kancil, we sumhow will be able to keep gesturing unfriendly hand signal (=.=) to each other, while both our hand on the steering wheel even, bcoz u knoe as well as i do, dat there is no stronger force than a male showing his manliness on a busy street, even if his mate is sitting besides him think itz completely stupid, reckless, dangerous n idiotic, bcoz dis mate happen to be a female. Guy male will cheer each on, while giving encouraging support. "SOHAI!!!!" would be their exact remark.
I thought to myself, Guys! But who am i kidding, each n every1 of us guys out there do dat too. Call it a territorial urge. Call it dominance spirit. Call it egoistical behavior. Call it watever u wan. But the fact is, guys cant help it. Itz bcoz of their testosterone level, -which is usually way higher than females, which just explain y gal dun act like a jerk the way guys does,- is acting up.
Even i find myself occasionally in such situation. I would be driving at 65 at a 70 speed limit area on d right lane, n out of nowhere, a car, coming at roughly 80-90kmph will try to overtake me through d left lane. HAR! Not in a million year. I will imediately start accelerating n before we (me n d other jerk [okok, we both r jerks]) would be doing a 100kmph per hour just to make sure one doesnt get to go in front of d other. D scary thing is, dis can be happening right on a congested street, during rush hour, n while we both doing "graceful" maneuvers wif our cars even if it is a tiny little nuclear powered kancil, we sumhow will be able to keep gesturing unfriendly hand signal (=.=) to each other, while both our hand on the steering wheel even, bcoz u knoe as well as i do, dat there is no stronger force than a male showing his manliness on a busy street, even if his mate is sitting besides him think itz completely stupid, reckless, dangerous n idiotic, bcoz dis mate happen to be a female. Guy male will cheer each on, while giving encouraging support. "SOHAI!!!!" would be their exact remark.
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